World of Weird Al Yankovic

What's your favorite rap verse Al's ever recorded?

"Check out this rad Boba Fett/He's playin' clarinet!"

the second verse of White & Nerdy, where he's doing Krazie Bone's part. nothing else is close.

The rap verse in "Word Crimes." Hands down best rap verse of all time.

It's hard to argue with the ones that have been mentioned, but come on, this is really, really funny:

Wanna run with my crew, huh?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks,
it rocks,
but it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week.
Uh-huh!
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I've beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and others? I dissed 'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat screen monitor 40 inches wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup: alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU? In a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online and you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll Control-Alt-Delete you

The urgency of the music just heightens it!