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He's so fat his belly blocks the view and he can't see his feet, so if someone shining his shoes wouldn't do a good work, or, let's say, paint it red insteadtomatochives wrote:When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word
, he wouldn't know 
My guess would be it has to do with a phrase "loud outfit", but I have no idea how saying that someone is a tacky dresser (at least that's how I understand the phrasetomatochives wrote:I bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer
) is a pick-up line....It's the equivalent of "I bet your dress would look nice on the floor next to my bed." In other words, if it's on the floor, or in the dryer, well... you sure aren't wearing it!tomatochives wrote:I bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the dryer
Doesn't seem logical at all: one only puts clothes in a dryer after washing them, and who would think "I'm taking my clothes off to have a sexy time, so I might as well wash them"?Elvis wrote:It's the equivalent of "I bet your dress would look nice on the floor next to my bed." In other words, if it's on the floor, or in the dryer, well... you sure aren't wearing it!
Dave
A multi-tasker with good time management skills, obviously.mellow weasel wrote:Doesn't seem logical at all: one only puts clothes in a dryer after washing them, and who would think "I'm taking my clothes off to have a sexy time, so I might as well wash them"?Elvis wrote:It's the equivalent of "I bet your dress would look nice on the floor next to my bed." In other words, if it's on the floor, or in the dryer, well... you sure aren't wearing it!
Dave
NopeMuldernscully wrote:Does someone understand the "I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise" line?