World of Weird Al Yankovic

I Can't Watch This:

Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd Lynch those donut eatin' freaks

anthontherun wrote:"She eats like she's got a hole in her neck"

All this time I thought it's "She eats like she's got a whole inner neck", whatever that would mean (I thought it was some strange idiom)

I thought in Inactive he was saying "I'm growing cobwebs on my feet" instead of knee, I still think that would make more sense and sound better.

Maybe a better topic title would be "Great Lines In Underrated Songs". If so, then...

"My brothers and sisters all hated me because I was an only child."

Dave

Yes, you said it. Someone change it. Though, most of us think just about all of Al's lyrics are great so this will turn into a great lines that are in your head type thread in the end. Unless we keep it to lines ONLY from "underrated" songs.

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime: "Always was the quiet type / But how was I to know?!"
Whatever You Like: "It's all about the Washingtons"
Ringtone: "...All the Wayans Brothers..."
Slime Creatures from Outer Space: "I sure hope they don't come in here / I JUST SHAMPOOED THE RUG!"
Taco Grande: "Oh boy, pico de gallo / They sure don't make it like this in Ohio"
Trash Day: "I wipe my feet before I go outside!"
When I Was Your Age: "Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain!"

Truck Drivin' Song: "Oh I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me", "and my nipple rings don't bother me too much" , " but when I hit those big speed bumps, my darlin' little reinstone pumps keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch"

When I Was Your Age doesn't have a weak moment at all, come on. I'd say neither does Slime Creatures From Outer Space but I know many would consider it weak, however I don't know why, it is Weird Al daring to be stupid and what not.

Velvet Elvis:

"Don't need no lava lamp
Don't need no soap on a rope
No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes or dogs playing poker"

"The parents pay the mohel and he gets to keep the tip!" - Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

The Checks In the Mail - "we'll leave a message with my girl and have lunch with your machine"

That Boy Could Dance - "he had a complextion that resembles the surface of mars"

Girls Just Wanna Have Luch - "can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton"

Toothless People - "the tooth fairy won't come no more"

This Song's just Six Words Long - "This song IS just six words long"

Waffle King - "listen pal, you can kiss my royal butt"

With that said.. I love every one of these tracks.. the only one I ever skip is Toothless People



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