World of Weird Al Yankovic

Always thought you could improve a line or two in an Al song? Well here's your chance to show off your arrogance and pretentiousness and supreme wit.



State the song, the original line and your new, improved line to save the rest of the forum the chore of working it out.

Song: Fat

Michael's Original Version:Come On, Come On, Lay It On Me All Right...

Al's Parody Version:Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right.

My Improved Version: Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, or rye.



Look out Al, I'm after your job... :sarcasm:

Always thought you could improve a line or two in an Al song? Well here's your chance to show off your arrogance and pretentiousness and supreme wit.

State the song, the original line and your new, improved line to save the rest of the forum the chore of working it out.

But if I'm showing off my arrogance, why would I want to do you guys' chores for you?



"I was indulgin' in terpsichorean pyromania...."



And no it's not from "Good Old Days."

Always thought you could improve a line or two in an Al song? Well here's your chance to show off your arrogance and pretentiousness and supreme wit.

State the song, the original line and your new, improved line to save the rest of the forum the chore of working it out.

But if I'm showing off my arrogance, why would I want to do you guys' chores for you?

"I was indulgin' in terpsichorean pyromania...."

And no it's not from "Good Old Days."

One word, OE - mean.

"I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

Then watch you going out with other dorks"



-One More Minute

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

than watch you going out with other women

"I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Then watch you going out with other dorks"

but that doesnt go with the rhyme scheme of the rest of the song...

....so?

Twister-

"Right foot blue! Left- Ahh this hurts! I'm stuck! I'm gonna be feelin that in the mornin..."

This song is just six word.