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From THE FIRE HOSE!



Why did Al have his tray table up?
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Because he found a little piece of heaven on a 747.



What did the TSA agent say to Al as he went through airport security?
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That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!


What did Al's horoscope said for the day?
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AlGal @ Oct 5 2004, 11:41 PM wrote: That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!






:o Are you sure you meant it that way? (If you did, the answer's supposed to be actual lyrics)
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That he was gunna bring a can of spray paint to singapore.



Why did he want a new duck?
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Beacuse it reminds me of you.




Where did Al go to buy the duck?
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Spatula City - seven locations; (they're) in the yellow pages under "spatulas".

Now, why in the world would he go there for a duck?
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:ph34r: cause every twenty seventh customer gets a bal peen hammer free.

Why did he need the hammer?
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cuase there were guys with name tags walking down the aisle



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We're all outta bear claws!

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