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Kayy911
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by Kayy911 »
From THE FIRE HOSE!
Why did Al have his tray table up?
Those who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door.
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LadyKatia
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Because he found a little piece of heaven on a 747.
What did the TSA agent say to Al as he went through airport security?
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.
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AlGal
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by AlGal »
That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!
What did Al's horoscope said for the day?
"Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do
You really drive me wild when you sing your babaloo"
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LadyKatia
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by LadyKatia »
AlGal @ Oct 5 2004, 11:41 PM wrote:
That he had a pretty fly for a rabbi!
Are you sure you meant it that way? (If you did, the answer's supposed to be actual lyrics)
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.
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Kayy911
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by Kayy911 »
That he was gunna bring a can of spray paint to singapore.
Why did he want a new duck?
Those who say nothing is impossible have never tried slamming a revolving door.
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LadyKatia
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by LadyKatia »
Beacuse it reminds me of you.
Where did Al go to buy the duck?
I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: It's in my diaper and it's NOT a toaster.
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Akrovak
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by Akrovak »
Spatula City - seven locations; (they're) in the yellow pages under "spatulas".
Now, why in the world would he go there for a duck?
PMFL!
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samuraisumo
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by samuraisumo »
cause every twenty seventh customer gets a bal peen hammer free.
Why did he need the hammer?
My friends call me Sumo.
Al team member 62!
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Kayy911
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by Kayy911 »
cuase there were guys with name tags walking down the aisle
Why did they interupt the Simpsons just for this?
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Genius in Maine
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by Genius in Maine »
We're all outta bear claws!
Does Satan eat bear claws with Cheez Whiz?