The Yoda Speak Game

[JEDM]

Like, it was like, the last day before trash day.
Gettin' kinda nas-tay, my place was.
Reek, even though the garbage I knew would.
Leave it for one more week, (you know) thought that I could.
Then, um, takin', I am takin'.
Birthday cake 'n'.
(oh) chili and greasy old bacon.
Of the mess I been makin' throw it all on top.
Wife's so mad, to shakin' she starts.
Leaky bag, gaggin', 'n' now that girl is.
Naggin', she is naggin'.
"To get that stuff off the kitchen floor I need you"
"To ask you for is that too much, hmm?"
But I see no reason why.
Let a few more weeks go by cannot.
And piled up high, now garbage is.
And buddy, see the flies, you should.
I said... Yes, hmmm.

[JEDM]

With apple sauce raisin bread!
Tony danza, the boss, he is!
Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Hmmmmmm.

[27-77]

Your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan stick! Herh herh herh.

[Tokusou Sentai Blessranger]

Jerk, my boss thinks I am, get that raise did not.
Changed my underwear in 27 days I have not. Hmmmmmm.

[Tuninki]

As my grain I walk through the valley where I harvest.
I take a look at my wife and realize, very plain, is she.
But just perfect for an amish like me, that is.
You know, like electricity I shun fancy things.
At 4:30 in the morning, milkin' cows, am I.
Jebediah feeds the chickens and jacob plows... Fool.
And been milkin' and plowin' so long that, I have.
Gone, even ezekiel thinks that my mind is.
Man of the land, am I, into discipline, I am.
My hand and a beard on my chin got a bible in.
But of my chores and you finish thine if I finish all.
Then going to party like it is 1699, tonight we are.


Strong in you, the force is. Hmmmmmm.

[Mystik Tomato]

And playing with no one but me, you are.
Pacman. Hmmmmmm.

[JEDM]

Well, to live on chocolate sauce I used.
Like kate moss made sumo wrestlers look.
Stuck, walked down an alley and I got.
More rolls than a pastry truck, I got.
When all done eating, I am.
I eat a little more.
When I leave a room.
First I gotta grease the door. Yeesssssss.

[Corey]

Listen to "Yoda" you will. By Weird Al it is.

[JEDM]

Listen to "Yoda" you will. By Weird Al it is.

Drivin' a truck, I am.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
To the metal pedal, hope I run not out of luck.
Of dawn rollin' down the highway until the break.
With my high heels on drivin' a truck.
Northward bound, my diesel rig is.
Time to put that hammer down, it is.
As the miles go flyin' by just watchin'.
Ridin' twenty tons of steel, am I.
But sure hard to hold the wheel, is it.
While, waiting for my nails to dry, am I.

Oh, my lipstick in that rear view mirror I always gotta check.
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight.
Jammin' gears and haulin' freight, I am.
Well, straight, I sure hope my seams are.
Lord, let my mascara run tonight, do not.

Because drivin' a truck, I am.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
My tail and my accelerator's stuck smokey's on.
Of dawn got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break.
With my high heels on drivin' a truck.

Oh, mind I not when my crotchless panties creep right up on me.
And me too much my nipple rings bother not.
But when I hit those big speed bumps.
My darling little rhinestone pumps.
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch.

But still, drivin' a truck, am I.
Drivin' a big ol' truck.
Headin' down the interstate, to make a buck just tryin'.
With sequins and chiffon wearin' feather boas.
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on, while I am.

Drivin' a truck, I am.
Drivin' a truck.
To carry and some eyebrows left to pluck got a load.
And late for my appointment down at my hair salon, I am.
So be drivin' a truck with my high heels on, I will. Herh herh herh.

[Corey]

Haven't you heard Yoda?