What If Al Was One Of Us?

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JEDM
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Post by JEDM »

Wel I gotta gotta savior named Jesus....
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Post by Hippielishus »

I'll show them who's God,
I'm gonna get even yet,
Just give me some rosaries, just give me some holy water
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Post by anthontherun »

Usted es un sinner
You're a sinner baby
So why don't we stone you? (Everybody!)
Usted es un sinner
You're a sinner baby
So why don't we stone you?
Hey!

I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna save your soul
I said I'm gonna have to fix your soul
Do I have to go convert you too?
Convert you too?
I know you want to be with Christ
I know you like to be with Christ
I know you want to see His light
I know, you know, you know, you know
Here He comes, He comes, He comes, He comes
Here He comes, He comes, He comes

Cause all I wanna do is go to Mass
I'll fill up my spiritual tank with gas
All I wanna do is go to Mass
Won't go to confession, on that I will pass
All I wanna do is go to Mass
Until the church bells ring over Santa Monica Boulevard

Help me: I broke the first Commandment
Help me: I worshiped a false God
Help me: I've done a really bad thing
Help me go back to Jesus' squad
I wanna worship like an animal
I wanna repent for my sin
I wanna worship like an animal
And fix this mess that I'm in
And get me closer to God

Hey! Hey! Hey!

You tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe
Give give give
You tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe
It's not enough so donate more

Cause the love that He gave every day isn't able to make it enough to make you go to Mass each week?
No!
And every time you pray to Him do you know that it was for your sins that He died? That He died, and you're still alive!
And I'm here to remind you that one hour a week is all He asks
It's not fair to deny it, that cross He carried because of you?
You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know!

Hey!

Thanks to my prayers my best friend is converting today
Thanks to my prayers my best friend is converting today
I'm so glad that he's finally gonna be saved
Thanks to my prayers my best friend is converting today

I love all the saints
Can't pick just one
If asked to choose a fave
I'd have to kill myself

I owe Jesus everything!
I owe Jesus everything!
I owe Jesus everything!
I owe Jesus everything!

Son of God, won't You come?
And make me the next Pope?
Son of God, won't You come? Won't You come?
Son of God, Son of God
Won't You come?
Son of God, Son of God
Won't You come?
Son of God, Son of God

Would it make you wince
If I told you my sins?
I have some things I need to get off of my chest
I have sinned so much
I'm feeling out of touch
No doubt about it
Sometimes I do not say my prayers
Although those times are very rare
But wait cause it gets worse
I sing in choir but I never rehearse
So am I gonna burn for that
Or will God forgive?
Or will God forgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee?
(Will my God forgive? Will my God forgive?)

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Post by avesjohn »

Boy, that boy could pray!
I am shocked, offended, and a little turned on.

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Another One Prays to God
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Post by GAME OVER »

Read it, Read it, read it, read it,
get yourself a bible and read it!
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Post by DonnaNoble »

Yo, I'll tellya what I want, what I realy realy want
(so tell us what you want, what you realy realy want)

I'll tell ya what I want what I realy realy want
(so tell us what you want what you realy realy want)

I wanna
HA
I wanna
HA

I real realy realy realy realy wanna be with God

If ya wanna go to heaven

You have got to pray

Once a month wont do it

Do it every day!

If ya wanna go to heaven

You have got to give

Sinning is to easy

But thats the way it is HEY

God, I think that Ive done un-well

and I ho- o -ope

I wont go ta He-e-e-ll

God, I think that I've done un-well

and its a sin (yes its a sin)

To do un- well

Hevan Superstar

That is what you are

Coming from the stars

Traveling near and far

Converting all your friends

running place to place

You are trying to convert

UhUh

From one family to another

UhUh

Everybody

(yeah)

Read the Bible

(yeah)

Everybody

Read the Bible right

Jesus Crist, Alright!

Alright!

So don't delay, act now.

Our time is running out

Tell everyone alive

Armmagedan will arive

and if you follow there might be a tommorow

but if your another faith,

you dont belive Jesus is Gods son

might as well be walking on the sun!
Oh snap!
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Post by GAME OVER »

That was fantastic, ATY!
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Post by JEDM »

You're not gonna finish it? :( :P

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Post by WaffleQueen27 »

(To the tune of the UHF chorus)

Don't beat or stone him!
Don't crucify!
Jesus Christ is the Son of God!
Take up your cross and
Go and preach to the world!
(Son of God!)
Don't worry 'bout the Romans,
Don't worry 'bout the law,
Just preach of the Savior,
That Lamb of God!
Oh he's the one...Yeah he's the one, he's Jesus Christ.
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