Thats me...WeirdAbbott. Who knew, another guy with a name starting with 'A' with the word weird in front of it that writes parodies...no one saw that coming.
Well, as you can tell, (like Jace and Nuclear Bubble Wrap), I have asked and recieved permission for my very own parody/original comedy topic. I did this because I realized that in the "Parodies You've Made" topic, I take up a lot of room and I want others to post their work there.
So, anyway...in this topic I'll be posting new parodies, original comedic songs, and maybe even videos...but we'll see how that goes.
-You can read every parody I have ever written here
-You can read my only original comedic songs here and here.
-You can check out my Soundclick page.
-And you can check out my YouTube page
And just check back here for updates and new songs and other nonsense
But right now...my latest parody, a parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx..
(Original Song...the clean version)
(Note: The jokes in the song are supposed to be unfunny, it's called anti-humor)
He thinks he's funny, he needs to leave
Yeah he's annoyin' me indeed
Oh he's a joke killer all of the time
That just bugs me
(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head
Boy had a dog
An incredibly shaggy dog
Heard there was a contest for dogs
So he entered his dog
Judge said "It's a shaggy dog
A very shaggy dog
First place goes to your dog
You should enter your dog, keep goin'"
This shaggy dog is the one
He's a winner
Because he's so shaggy, he'll keep winning-have you seen it?
He's the winner, now he's in show-biz
And all of this is because of his shaggy-ness
He keeps getting wins, but the next one is big
If he wins, it'd be big- a national win
He's about to win, going all the way
With dogs all around the world, it was the boys dogs day
You know why?
The dogs like a sweater
The judge come by, he liked him, well he just must've
He brought everyone 'round in a big cluster
And that is when the head judge says "I've seen better"
(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head
18 years, 18 years
This man has been in war for almost 18 years
He's saved e'rybody and helped them all go home and see their kids
Dragged 10 men out the jungle with two broken legs
He's never been on TV, never had an off day
Everyday he fights and fights hard for his country
He doesn't get paid, he fights for pride and not the money
But he still doesn't mind, fight from night till it's sunny
The amount of awards and medals just isn't funny
Now they're sending him home, back home to his country (country)
Word from higher-up, he'll be home in one month
HOME IN ONE MONTH! Yeah
Sitting around waiting really isn't that bad
A certified war hero deserves to go back
18 years, 18 years
And on the 18th 'versarry, he died choking on his spit?
(He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He thinks he's funny)
Oh man, this loser he's a joke killer (He needs to leave)
He thinks he's funny but he's no winner (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head
Everyone's calling you a joke killer, you must leave
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some feed
How many worms does it take to rake leaves?
It depends on how many worms have a name that's Steve"
"A worm thats named Steve? Thats dumb"
"You're right, I think all worms have the name Duncan
Hey, how did that chicken get to the other side?
He walked across of course, cause chickens can't fly
So, he's on the side
Is your fridge running? Here's some advice
You should make a call and repair it
Guy walks in a bar
His alcohol addiction is killing his family"
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head leave town (He needs to leave)
Get gone now, go 'head
(He thinks he's funny)
Don't you dare come back
WEIRDABBOTT
Great parody, Abbott!
