Unfunny Songs You've Written

[giantlobsterrobot]

Uh oh! Move that to the "Comedy songs" topic instead of the unfunny songs. I do love songs about Goomba Troopas! What would be awesome is if when Super Mario 3DS comes out or Paper Mario (for the 3DS) that there is actually a Goomba Troopa and your song accidentally predicted it!

I enjoyed your song. It's fun.

[giantlobsterrobot]

Here is... Kung Fu. It's part of my new-wave rap stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl_oCrHyW14" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And here are the lyrics to Kung Fu:

Kung Fu
It’s kung futile
My kung fu will
Break you in two like a dry noodle.
Flying kick chaser, skill and stealth
Be like Billy and behave yourself!

I’m on you like dog on a wok!
You’re the rice in between my sticks of chop!
Hit your back from the front and your bones go CRUNCH!
I pack a punch like a sumo packs lunch!

Claw of the Dragon, Viper Strike
Eye of the Eagle, Tiger Stripe!

With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!

With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick

When I kung fu, I kung fu you
When I kung fu, I kung fu you!

You’re chop suey and I’m hotter than curry
Master of Porcupine Needles of Fury!
Fluid like water, flowin’ power through the tower.
Bang on you like a gong at a ceremony shower.

Here’s a kung fu lesson in kung fu patience
I shamed your kung fu family for 8 kung fu generations
Have a nice trip, see you next… POW!
Caught you off guard with my ku… POW again!!

Scorpion Tail, Piranha Bite
Jellyfish Sting, Baby Panda Fight

With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!

With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you

It will be kung fu quick!

When I kung fu, I kung fu you
When I kung fu, I kung fu you!

(Bridge)
Welcome to the dojo where you get Kung Schooled
When we’re hungry we eat Kung Food
Doctor says we get Kung Flu
Mind your manners, don’t be Kung Rude

Rip your uniform and you’ll be Kung Nude
I say crazy things, now you’re Kung Fused
I play a funny joke, you got Kung Fooled
Just milked the cow and she Kung Mooed

Steal my moves and you’ll get Kung Sued
The ghost in the dojo shouts Kung Boo
Sweep up the mess with this Kung Broom
There is no try, there’s only Kung Do

With a kickety kick
And a choppity chop
I kung fu you
And I do not stop!

With a choppity chop
And a kickety kick
When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick!

When I kung fu you
It will be kung fu quick!

When I kung HYEAH!!!

[giantlobsterrobot]

Here is a song called "Untitled." My kids said the song was awesome, so I'm very proud of this demo. Thank you in advance for taking the time to check it out.

Untitled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pS1Em9MB0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[giantlobsterrobot]

Hi. Here is my satire of the dance/club songs. I didn't style it that way (as I perform "new-wave rap" so it sounds like 1982 musically) but it's called:

Let's Get Busy
(This will be the new workplace dance sensation.)
ENJOY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuAAXENWN0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[giantlobsterrobot]

It doesn't stop there, I've got plenty of unfunny that I've put to music. Here's another one. It's called: "The Labyrinth of Where I'll Grow Old." This one is mixed with the vocals a little too loudly, but that's why it's a demo. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCoLeodP8pc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[giantlobsterrobot]

HERE I GO AGAIN!

"This is Happening" is a new song by me. It's very 90's rapishish. I do mention Animaniacs and Ninja Turtles in it, which is good fun.

To all who click the link, please enjoy.

"This is Happening"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSEbwuQmavA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;