Parodies You've Made 2.0

jake waters · Post by **jake waters** » Mon May 19, 2008 1:55 am

Ah, I thought that was the song you were referring to a few posts back. I didn't know your mom was in the audience when you performed that. She must have been proud!

TheLazenby · Post by **TheLazenby** » Mon May 19, 2008 3:49 am

Hey, didn't anyone like mine? I haven't gotten any feedback on it.

Post by **The Doctor** » Mon May 19, 2008 3:56 am

D'oh! I meant to comment, I forgot to. I'm sorry, Steve!

I thought it was really good, and it was catchy.
However, I think I laughed more at the Zoinks song.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Tue May 20, 2008 1:24 pm

Atttention all you Morning Zoo types! I'm on to you parody hacks!

Songs I Can Ruin
Parody of Long Road to Ruin by the Foo Fighters
New lyrics by the Dingo

Tune into the Morning Zoo
You'll hear my latest song today
I've gotta get this scoop
Before the story goes away

Hear my Belicheck song
My Before He Cheats parody
And I know I'm not wrong
I came up with it first, yay me!

I take, current news
No one will remember in 2 months
Sweet gig I'm overpaid
I write a song
In a ten minute space

Songs I can ruin
With parodies
About trends and celebrities
I need to beat
Those clowns at 90.3

They need a song sbout
The Miley picture flap
I swear I'll have one out
I've got one called jailbaitback,

You say I can't sing
You say my songs are not that great
But djs laugh at anything
Even when it's second rate

Maybe Weird Al
Will hear my masterpiece
He'll retire on that day
I'm a god
He's a waste of space

Songs I can ruin
With parodies
About trends and celebrities
I need to beat
Those clowns

Songs I can ruin
With hackneyed ideas
Worn over comedy bits
More Britney news
Find a song that fits

For every joke about Obama's name
For every joke about McCain's age
A new song takes it's shape
Don't turn that dial, my genius awaits

Come now, you say that I'm not good
Come now, you say you're as good as me
Is that the best you got?
Not even close
You don't even rate

Songs I can ruin
With parodies
About trends and celebrities
I need to beat
Those clowns

Songs I can ruin
With hackneyed ideas
Worn over comedy bits
More Britney news
Find a song that fits

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue May 20, 2008 3:15 pm

Great job, Dingo. That was really funny.

Post by **Mystik Tomato** » Wed May 21, 2008 8:15 am

See, it's always the winner of the first Idol who ever gets anywhere.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Wed May 21, 2008 11:48 pm

Hey guys, I saw this idea on amiright.com, but I thought I made it a little better...
Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
(Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day)

I'm walking all alone
Cause no one dares to come near my B.O.
Don't know where I'll go
But I smell real bad and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
I can't go to sleep
The smell just keeps me up and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some

My shampoo's gone and everyone can smell me
My armpits stink, my face is really greasy
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I really smell like swine
My last bath was at the age of nine
And there's a green slime
On my feet and in between my toes

Think I'm doing fine
Till I saw squirrels fall off power lines
I think something died
I shouldn't be alive and I walk alone

I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some soap
I need some

My shadow's gone, it wouldn't walk beside me
Just grab the hose and give me a quick cleaning
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Right now I need some soap

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no

I need some soap
I need some

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Bad Hygiene
The smell makes you weep
It's stained into my clothes and I need some

No body wash will help me be less stinky
No brand of soap will help me stop this smell and-
Sometimes I wish someone out there will wash me
Till then I walk alone...

WEIRDABBOTT

Post by **weirdojace** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:29 am

Hey, thanks for writing a song about me!

Er... I mean...

New parody thing! This is a lovely parody of "Umbrella" by Rhianna called "Salmonella!" Enjoy...
http://weirdojace.illemonati.com/nbw/salmonella.mp3

Post by **Big Spoon** » Thu May 22, 2008 12:52 am

Great parodies, Jace and Abbott! They're both really funny.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Thu May 22, 2008 9:31 pm

Jace, that is pretty funny...it would be funnier if that idea wasen't overdone already. But it was still really good