Make A Wish, Have It Corrupted - Weird Al Edition

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:55 am

Well, this is my first time creating a new topic. I hope it works.

I saw this game in the Jurassic Park Legacy forums, which I also recently joined, and that's when I decided: huh. I wonder what it would be like if we put a Weird Al spin to it. Hence, the creation of this new topic.

Here's how the game works: you make a wish (in our case, they'll be Al-themed, of course), and in the next post, someone replies and tells you that your wish has been granted, but there's bad news along with the good news. Kind of a depressing game, I know, but hopefully we can make it funny. (Be creative!)

EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish Atlantic Records had let Al release YP on SOL.

You:
Granted, but then we wouldn't have W&N.

Go!

I wish I could go to a Weird Al concert.

Post by **Big Spoon** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:58 am

Granted, but you have extreamly crummy seats.

I wish I could travel back in time to the Albuquerque show from the RWS tour.

Post by **Well, Well, Well** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:04 am

Granted, but you would die before SOL is released.

I wish that Al contributed to world peace.

twinkieweinersandwiches24_7 · Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:04 am

Granted, but then Al would have to find a place to put that pesky Nobel Peace Prize in his house.

I wish Peter and the Wolf was re-released.

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:17 am

Granted, but unfortunately CBS has decided it's too violent and forces Al to make a whole bunch of edits.

Whoops! Forgot to make my wish.

I wish I could go with Al to the Playboy Mansion.

Post by **Dumb N00b** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:30 am

Granted, but then he's getting stalked by a lovesick Bunny.

I wish I had the money to buy a pair of Vans.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:34 am

Granted, but your money is counterfeit (sp?).

I wish Eminem would let Al make his Couch Potato video.

Al's #27 fan · Post by **Al's #27 fan** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:49 am

Granted, but everyone hated it.

I wish I knew the lyrics to Orgy On My Own.

Super Sonic 5 · Post by **Super Sonic 5** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:53 am

Granted, but you have disturbing dreams every night.

I wish there were 27 countries in the USA.

Post by **Mystik Tomato** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:55 am

Granted, but now you don't live in America a nymore, and therefore miss out on the tour

I wish GJWHL was never made.