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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:06 pm
by Kevbo1987
^Was killed when her fiancee hurled a javelin through her chest.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:08 pm
by Well, Well, Well
^Attacked and killed by Leslie Nielsen.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:08 pm
by NerdyNyara27
^ tried to shove a roll of duct tape up his nose while taking his driver's test, and had an accident whilst distracted.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:11 pm
by uwvark
^ way too trigger happy
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:11 pm
by The Lilac Pilgrim
^killed by ^ boss when ^ photocopied ^ butt and stapled it to his face
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:28 pm
by crazymelon
^Blood loss from removing bagels stapled to her face with a pitchfork.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:50 pm
by running with Dutch windmills
^ was crushed to death by UFO's , shaped just like Cuban cigars.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:56 pm
by NerdyNyara27
^ had his brains sucked out through a straw by slime creatures from outer space
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:00 pm
by The Lilac Pilgrim
^was killed by gangsters for being too White And Nerdy
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 6:20 pm
by uwvark
^ Big Edna, too horrible for words