Whatever You Like

[Microfoot]

The joke is that the song's supposed to be about the glamorous life, but all he's talking about is cheap stuff. I like it so far.

[Ecto]

The opposite of the original! big thumbs up Al!!!!

[Wizzerkat]

Definitely worth the wait! Al's done it again. This version is catchier than the original.

[Theguyoverthere]

At first listen, I did not like this song at all.

Second listen, I am really starting to like it more. Pretty catchy, and I like the lyrics. I can only hope it gets better the more and more times I listen to it!

[amzo39]

*Sigh* I will buy the song tomorrow.

Good night, all.

[FredHuggins]

Tater tots, cold (blank) on ice?

WHAT IS IT? It sounds like "cold duck on ice." That doesn't make sense!

[The Doctor]

LYRICS! (for the most part)

SPOILER Hey girl,
You know, our economy is in the toilet,
but I'm still gonna treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Yeah..

Tater tots,
???goes up on ice???
and we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
Like Burger King or Mickey D's
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said, you can even have a large fry.
Yeah.

Baby, you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the two-ply
Water, you can get it, my dear,
I got my Costco membership card right here.
Yeah

You like Top Ramen, I hate Top Ramen
But I got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming.
You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it.
Dump the flavor packet on it, and eat it.

Pork and beans
and minute rice
And we can play cribbage all night
and baby you can have whatever you like
I said you can have whatever you like
Yeah,

I can take you to the laundromat downtown
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like
I said we can go wherever you like
Yeah..

???Hottest shorty I know???
???If you had some light-bulb???
???You could be snake and run around up mistle-eye-o???
Seven-dollar bills roll
Inside my plastic billfold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes
As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos!
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain't got to to pay me
That's the way I roll

My chick can have what she want.
At Walmart she can pick out anything she want
And I know you ain't never had a man like that
Who doesn't make you buy a generic brand like that
Yeah

You like my Hundai, see my Hundai?
I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese would be alright.
But let's send out for Pizza tonight
And you can order any topings you like
I said you can even have the last slice
yeah

Grab myself a cable from my neighbor next door.
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like
I said you can watch whatever you like
yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, My wallet's fat and full of ones.
Yes, It's all about the Washingtons, that's right

You want White Castle, need White Castle
As long as you got me, it won't be no hastle
You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift-store jeans on sale half-price
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like
I said, you can have whatever you like
Yeah

Baby, I can give you anything you please,
Even share my government cheese,
And baby you can have as much as you like.
I said you can have as much as you like

Yeah.
Yeah...

[DonnaNoble]

Nevermind!!!

[FredHuggins]

Okay, some slightly more accurate lyrics:

SPOILER Spoken: “Hey girl, you know our economy is in the toilet, but I’m still gonna treat you right.”

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Tater tots (tots)
Cold duck (?) on ice (ice)
And we can clip coupons all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please (please)
Like Burger King or Mickey D’s
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can even have the large fries (large fries)
Yeah (yeah)

Baby you should know I’m
Really quite a sweet guy
When I buy you bathroom tissue
I always get the two-ply
Water, you can get it, my dear
I got my Costco membership card right here

Yeah, you like Top Ramen (ramen)
Need Top Ramen (ramen)
Got a cupboard full of ‘em
I’ll keep ‘em comin’

You want it, I got it
Go get it, just heat it
Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it!

Pork and beans (beans)
And minute rice (rice)
And we can play Cribbage all night
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

I can take you to the Laundromat downtown (town)
And watch all the clothes go round and round
And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
I said we can go wherever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Hottest shortie I know
If you had some lipo
You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
Seven dollar bills rolled
Up inside my plastic bill fold
Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day-old

And you never, ever gonna wear your sister’s old clothes
Long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s
Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
You ain’t gotta pay me, that’s the way that I roll

My chick can have what she want
At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
I know though you ain’t never had a man like that
Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that!

Yeah, you like my Hyundai (Hyundai)
See my Hyundai (Hyundai)
I can take you to see your cousin Phil on Sunday
But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash
Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and cheese (cheese) would be alright (right)
But let’s send out for pizza tonight
And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
I said, you can even have the last slice (last slice)
Yeah (yeah)

Grabbed myself a cable from my neighbor next do’ (do’)
Now I can get free HBO
And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah

And you can always ride the city bus
Got a stack of tokens just for us
Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
Yeah, it’s all about the Washingtons
That’s right

You want White Castle (Castle)
Need White Castle (Castle)
Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
You want it, we’ll get it
Just don’t be a hater
If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans (jeans) on sale half price (price)
The underwear at Goodwill is nice
And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah)

Baby I can give you anything you please (please)
Even share my government cheese
And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
I said you can have as much as you like (if you like)
Yeah (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…)

[mikelgb]

Tater tots, cold (blank) on ice?

WHAT IS IT? It sounds like "cold duck on ice." That doesn't make sense!

COLD DUCK ON ICE

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_Duck



It is sparkling Red Wine

Real cheap Andre brand

I am quite familiar with it