World of Weird Al Yankovic

Want It That Way



You are my fire

The one desire

Believe when I say

I want it that way



But we are two worlds apart

Can't reach to your heart

When you say

That I want it that way



Tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache

Tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a mistake

Tell me why

I never wanna hear you say

I want it that way



Am I your fire

Your one desire

Yes I know it's too late

But I want it that way



Tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache

Tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a mistake

Tell me why

I never wanna hear you say

I want it that way



Now I can see that we've fallen apart

From the way that it used to be, yeah

No matter the distance

I want you to know that

Deep down inside of me



You are my fire

The one desire

You are, you are, you are, you are

Don't wanna hear you say...



Ain't nothin' but a heartache,

Ain't nothin' but a mistake,

(Don't wanna hear you say),

I never wanna hear you say,

I want it that way



Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but a heartache,

Tell me why,

Ain't nothin' but a mistake,

Tell me why,

I never wanna hear you say,

(Don't wanna hear you say),

I want it that way



Tell me why...

Ain't nothin' but a heartache,

Ain't nothin' but a mistake,

Tell me why,

I never wanna hear you say,

(Never wanna hear you say it),

I want it that way



I want it that way



eBay

A used pick bath robe

A rare mint snow globe

A Smurf T.V. tray

I bought on eBay



My house is filled with this crap

Showes up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay



Tell me why

I need another Pet Rock

Tell me why

I got that Alf alarm clock

Tell me why

I bid on Shatner's old toupee

They had it on eBay



I buy your nicknack

Just check my feedback

"A++!" they all say

They love me on eBay



Gonna buy

A slightly damaged golf bag

Gonna buy

Some Beany Babies, new with tag

From some guy

I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay



I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With a two seconds left to go, whoo

Got PayPal of Visa

Which ever'll please yah

As long as I've got the dough



I'll buy your tchotchkes

Sell me your watch please

I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy

I'm highest bidder...



Junks keeps arriving in the mail,

From that world-wide garage sale,

(A Dukes of Hazzard ash tray),

Hey a Dukes of Hazzard ash tray,

I bought it on eBay



What a buy,

A Pac-Man Fever lunch box,

Wanna a buy,

A case of vintage tube socks,

Wanna a buy,

A Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,

(Used by Dr. Dree),

Found it on eBay



What buy...

That Farrah Fawcett poster,

Pez Dispensers and a toaster,

Don't know why,

The kind of stuff you'd throw away,

(Stuff that you'd throw away),

I'll buy on eBay



What I bought on eBay…

The A++!! and sniping references had me rolling.

The A++!! and sniping references had me rolling.

Me too! Not that I *ever* snipe on ebay *cough*.......



-Shelley

I think people who don't snipe should get off the internet. Can't they see that they're pushing up the price for themselves and everyone else?

Heey... you're right! I should be guilt-free about it, then, I'm really doing everyone involved a favor!

-Shelley

Next time you see about twenty people bidding on something ten days before the bid is over, give them bad feedback. Actually, I'm not sure if that will work...

I can't think of any eBay auction I won that I didn't snipe for...

I bid on Peter and the Wolf a while back, it started at 7.00, and in the last minute it jumped up to 70.00. When I won, I was excited, but strangely depressed...