Barney Slayer @ Aug 2 2007, 08:28 AM wrote:
What? GiF isn't slamming Jerry Lewis, it's slamming French people.
oooookay... here are the insults focused directly on one jerry lewis. who, and i canNOT stress this enough, probably deserves it and does not have my sympathy at all.
*I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
*Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
*I barely even know how to put on my own pants
*I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
*I got a negative number on my SATs
*I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
*People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
*An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
*They love my body odor and my bad toupee
*They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
*Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
*Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
*A few peas short of a casserole
*A few buttons missing on my remote control
*A few fries short of a happy meal
*I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
*I'm dumber than a box of hair
*I'm a taco short of a combo plate
*The room temperature's higher than my IQ
*Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
*I don't have any skills or grace or charm
*And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
*I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
*I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
*I'm the biggest dork there is alive
*My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
*I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention