Your Horoscope For Today!

ZappRowsdower · Post by **ZappRowsdower** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:15 am

Being a capricorn, I'm gonna have to lock my doors and windows and never, never, never, never, never leave my house again...........Oh wait, I do that already. Mike "Colonel Fancy"-

Themagic#27 · Post by **Themagic#27** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 5:20 am

You know, my fave line in this whole song is "Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall, screaming, from an open window." I always crack up when I hear that line.

bpappa77 · Post by **bpappa77** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:24 pm

i'm peces (spelling :^) )

its strange because i realy am a good dancer

Al&SpudsLovr · Post by **Al&SpudsLovr** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:36 pm

im a pisces! i wonder why he compliments us.....

drnick954 · Post by **drnick954** » Tue Aug 24, 2004 12:56 am

I AM NOT A STUPID FREAK!!!!

>:S

:bigdowns: [insert any other emoticon like that]

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:30 pm

You know, I always thought the song was pointing out the abject foolishness of horroscopes. I somehow think that saying 'Hey, this one is mine' is kind of going against the spirit of it somehow.

AMFilms · Post by **AMFilms** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:57 am

Yep, one of Al's best originals no doubt. As for my horoscope, I like "
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window" but I don't like "Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak" as much...

But it's still hilarious.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:11 pm

So what am I, invisible?

AMFilms · Post by **AMFilms** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:19 pm

sorry, i was too lazy to read anything... but i agree with you tom, i just read my horoscope to see what the hell the newspaper thought im gonna do

Post by **algonacchick** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:21 pm

Tom, while it is true that Al is pointing out how ridiculous horoscopes are, I still like it when people point out their own, accordion to Al. It's so ridiculous, you know it won't really happen. But yet, it's still fun. I'll just say I'm an Aries, and leave it at that.

Patti