Hey, you veteran concert attendees, where do we want to try to get our tickets? Right side front? Middle?
I would say try for front row. If you can't get that, go for an aisle. Which one really doesn't matter-from the concerts I've seen, Al just randomly picks which one he's going to walk down. Unless, of course, you know that the theatre in question only has steps down into the audience on one side. In that case, I'd try like heck for seats over there.