Headline News

Kayy911 · Post by **Kayy911** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:36 am

Kramer was the top choice for monk but thank god they went with Shaloub.

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:41 am

Mel Gibson Lyrics:

Once there was this guy who
said some Anti Semite things and got his butt aressted

somebody else try write lyrics

Post by **Big Spoon** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:48 am

Once there was this guy who
Made a movie about The Passion
And then when he finally cracked
He started saying Anti-Semetic statements
And so he got his butt arrested and got thrown in jail

It's not that great, just something I thought of off the top of my head.

Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:53 am

Let me see if my Jew anger can think of anything:

Once there was this guy who
Said some nasty things about the Jews and got in trouble,
And when people hated him, he saw that he had to go to rehab.
And so he went like every other celebrity.
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:09 pm

Not bad, guys.

I guess Michael Jackson Lyrics would be a good bet if Al rewrote Headline News.

Post by **weird_el** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:52 pm

JEDM @ Mar 20 2007, 12:09 PM wrote: I guess Michael Jackson Lyrics would be a good bet if Al rewrote Headline News.

That is a bet I would not take. Michael Jackson's problems run deep and they aren't in the news currently.

I do like that Michael Richards verse though. It's not as forced as the Britney Spears lyric.

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:20 pm

How bout this one:

"Once there was this guy who
Liked to hunt quails when he wasn't fighting terror
But then when he was hunting
He slipped and shot his best friend in the face
Perhaps he should just invite the bad guys to go hunting..."

I'm not entirely pleased with the last line, though.

Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:11 am

Nice one Bruce!

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:29 am

JEDM @ Mar 20 2007, 01:09 PM wrote: I guess Michael Jackson Lyrics would be a good bet if Al rewrote Headline News.

I think that would alienate the two. With him, there would be no Al. That would make Al look like a jerk.

I think Al should stick with non celebrity stuff. I mean, it's Headline News, not tabloid news.

I thought of one!
Once, there was this group who
Took a trip to DisneyWorld and wanted to see Tigger.
But when, they finally came home,
They, found,
Black eyes all over their faces.
They said that it was from when the Tigger punched them so hard.

Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:50 am

ducttapeearth @ Mar 20 2007, 06:29 PM wrote: I think that would alienate the two. With him, there would be no Al. That would make Al look like a jerk.

That was what I was thinking. Michael Jackson has been nothing but nice to Al, so it wouldn't be right to do that.