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I want a Flying Like Wilma album dammit!

We're actually finalizing the paperwork on it now.

The way it will be released is on iTunes through CD Baby, but we will also sell cds, they will be home-made and not professionally pressed to speed up the process.
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Post by Bargle Nawdle Zouss »

This Dumb Topic

I got on the forums this morning
most of them were dull and boring
There was this topic called “Jeff”
I clicked on it cuz I got nothin’ left
Some people puttin’ posts about cousins
cleaning, J and F by the dozens
I couldn’t really understand it

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

So then I made a topic called “Jack”
Insults were piling in, hey cut me some slack!
People sayin’ I was shallow all over the place
I kept on responding to it by saying “your face”
Then they went off topic about “Photoshop 8.0"
Seriously how much do these guys need to know?

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

Toidi na si gnildnil tea.

Then I made Dumb Topics numbers 1, 2 and 3
People hated me cause they thought I was mean
Again they got off topic and started to talk about PSPs
other people trying to make it illegal to cut down trees
Everyone is posting all kinds of stupid stuff
I logged out cuz I just have plain had enough!

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!
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:lol: Great job, BNZ.
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Post by Bargle Nawdle Zouss »

Thanks. It seems I'm better at originals than parodies. BTW the guy who made the topic "Jeff" sent me some insults: (bold font=His comments red=my comments)

I got on the forums this morning
most of them were dull and boring

Yeah, most of your spammy topics ARE boring.

There was this topic called “Jeff”
I clicked on it cuz I got nothin’ left
Some people puttin’ posts about cousins
cleaning, J and F by the dozens
I couldn’t really understand it

I couldn't really understand it... *snorkgnork* And? So? Your imaginary point?

I couldn't understand it, so?


Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,

Ahem. May I refer to the 2006 forums? They've gone to the dogs because of YOU.

I wasn't on the forums in 2006

and everyone is still in the fog!

So then I made a topic called “Jack”
Insults were piling in, hey cut me some slack!

No.

People sayin’ I was shallow all over the place
I kept on responding to it by saying “your face”

And you call US immature? *hahahahaha*

Atleast I don't 8p

Then they went off topic about “Photoshop 8.0"
Seriously how much do these guys need to know?

A lot. It's called "knowledge". You wouldn't have heard of it.

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

Ohh, I get it now. This is your evil plot. You're ruining the forums, and no one is noticing. Mwahahaha. Only, guess what! We are noticing!

Toidi na si gnildnil tea.

Weird Al Yankovic would be ashamed.

Then I made Dumb Topics numbers 1, 2 and 3
People hated me cause they thought I was mean

No, we already hated you. We hated these topics because they were, first of all, STUPID AND POINTLESS. And if you try to say that Jeff is pointless without any founded reason one more time... Secondly, you were being a hypocrite by posting the very things you were against posting. Things that didn't EXIST until you posted them.

Again they got off topic and started to talk about PSPs
other people trying to make it illegal to cut down trees
Everyone is posting all kinds of stupid stuff

A single example?

I logged out cuz I just have plain had enough!

Another dumb topic was made today
but I guess people are just that way
The forums have gone to the dogs,
and everyone is still in the fog!

Yeah, I know, it sure sucks how you've ruined the forums.
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EDIT- OVER ONE YEAR *BUMP* :P

Hey guys, I'm currently working on two original funny songs...and for those keeping track, I have never done this before...so we'll have to see how they are when they are finished. One is about the realities of college and the other is about a pizza delivery guy in the wrong side of town. I'll post them once they are finished.
amiright.com/parody/authors/abbottskelding.shtml
youtube.com/WeirdAbbott
facebook.com/TheAbbottSkelding
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facebook.com/AbbottSkeldingDesign
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Cool, Abbott. I'm excited to hear them.
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Well, you won't be hearing them right away. I might record them, but for right now, I'm gonna post the lyrics...which are going along pretty well right now.
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Welcome to F.U.
(Original lyrics by Abbott Skelding)

After high school, everyone goes to some university
Hoping they go to the one they show on the silver screen
Stay in your dorm and play video games
Skip all your classes and get an 'A'
Chicks and beer and toga parties
No teacher cares that your words don't rhyme

I went to college expecting to see
Wrestling matches in pools of KY Jelly
Buy I was shocked with what I got
A roommate who would rather learn than smoke pot
Skateboarding 101 would be a piece of cake
Nobody told me that class was fake
The classes I got were a mystery
Math and English and Biology?

(Chorus)
The college they show is just a lie
If I knew that, I never would have applied
So now I'm stuck here getting my degree
Right here at F.U., the Fake University

American Pie tought me many things
Like before I go to college, lose my virginity
And I might have a chance to date the foriegn girl
But the only one here is hairier than a squirrel
Life like Animal House must be really great
I'll go to college, hopefully I'll relate
Drunken parties until the sun comes up
I went to one, but only drank Hawaiian Punch

Old School said to join a frat
Thats a great idea, I think I'll do that
Now I get laughed at and people get a kick
That Gamma Alpha Upsilon was the one I picked*
Back to School, I thought really tought me right
Don't study, just give your teachers a big bribe
Things could have gone better than how they went
I guess they won't give you an 'A' for seventy-five cents

The college they show is just a lie
If I knew that, I never would have applied
So now I'm stuck here getting my degree
Right here at F.U., the Fake University

For Spring Break, some went to Orlando
The Bahamas or Florida Keys
But I just went back to Toledo
Oh...lucky me
I will make a list of the things I need
Good grades, a social life and adequate sleep
Yep, I think that is good, this list will do
What do you mean I can only pick two?

Turns out, you have to do this thing called reading
If you want any chance of succeeding
Study, learn and actually go to class
Who knew that college was such a pain in the ass?
The movies I saw were so untrue
Real colleges expect more from you
If I know one thing, I have the knowledge
Real life is nothing like a movie college

The college they show is just a lie
If I knew that, I never would have applied
So now I'm stuck here getting my degree
Right here at F.U., the Fake University

So now I'm stuck, can someone help me?
I'm here at F.U., the Fake University.

*Note: Gamma Alpha Upsilon, in Greek letters, is G.A.Y.

WEIRDABBOTT
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Post by Big Spoon »

:lol: That was awesome, Abbott!
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Post by Corey »

:lol: In That 70's Show, it was Fun University and it said F. U. on the t-shirt.
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