Now if each of us registered on this forum buy Poodle Hat and talk 2499 of our close personal friends into buying it too, we can take this puppy platinum. No fair overlapping friends, though. Consider it a motivation to expand your social circle.
Uh... my social skills aren't quite that good and my social circle isn't quite that broad. Couldn't I just buy the additional 2.499 copies myself?
*checks wallet* Hey, can anyone loan me $37,475?
Dave