Award Winning Mad Libs Weird Al Style

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:23 pm

18-Noun - Fireman

Post by **algonacchick** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:30 pm

16. adjective ~ prickly

modular · Post by **modular** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:30 pm

14- adjective- epigastric

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:37 pm

6. cellphone

Post by **weirdallie27** » Thu May 06, 2004 7:51 pm

4. sticky

Post by **Elvis** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:00 pm

1. slimy
2. underpants
3. squeeze
4. sticky
5. zeedonk
6. cell phone
7. uvula
8. protruding
9. toes
10. stupid
11. yellow
12. defenestrate
13. bologna
14. epigastric
15. spatula
16. prickly
17. gorilla
18. fireman
19. lovingly
20. Twinkies
21. Queen Elizabeth I
22. pancreas

This should be good. Here's the puzzle!

I don't have slimy underpants
But do you mind if I squeeze you out?
I like your sticky zeedonk, baby
You're an cell phone, no doubt
Your uvula is real protruding
And your toes are so stupid
I wish that I was yellow, girl
So I could defenestrate you twice
Girl you smell like bologna
That's why I'm giving you this epigastric spatula
You're so prickly, you're gonna melt
The gorilla in my fireman
I'll bet you're lovingly delicious
Like a bowl of Twinkies
You'd look like Queen Elizabeth I
If I just cut off your pancreas

Dave

modular · Post by **modular** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:02 pm

"And your toes are so stupid"

but I don't know why...

Post by **algonacchick** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:15 pm

That is hysterical, Dave!

Patti

Thu May 06, 2004 10:18 pm

Defenestrating a girl twice would probably have a real chilling effect on the relationship!

Somebody pass me the epigastric spatula (I'm SURE I saw one of those in the LAS video)

Post by **Elvis** » Thu May 06, 2004 10:58 pm

I have another puzzle set up, but I'll wait a little bit to see if anyone else wants to take a shot at it first.

Dave