I was just watching the Christian Rock Hard episode of South Park and came up with this idea for a game:
Al's given up on comedy music and decided to go with Christian Rock. However, he's feeling lazy and doesn't feel like writing new songs. So he just takes the lyrics to his old songs, and adds various things about Jesus into them. Post your own versions (full songs or singular verses) of those here.
Nature Trail To Church
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most touching film to hit the screen.
There's an atheist maniac who finds a Priest,
And they have a fight in every scene.
Please try and convert your friends.
Don't be blasphemous
You sure won't want to miss the epic
Nature trail to church
Nature trail to church
Nature trail to church
On Sunday
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(Okay, that was pretty bad, but I wrote it in about five seconds.)
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Well, you can't take my Lord away, I got a constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the heathens attack us tonight
I'll pray their brains out with my New Testament
That ought to teach them all that they should repent
Now I'm Jesus happy, Jesus happy every day
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