Comedy Songs You've Written

[Well, Well, Well]

I did have some originals recorded too, but I didn't like them so I deleted them. Three of them were about socks.

Sounds promising.

[crazymelon]

Wow, it took you thirteen days to think of an amusing response to that post? Clever you.

[Well, Well, Well]

Well, you know what they say, I'm that awesome.

[Keir]

Last night I had a dream about this heavy metal tree and in the dream there was the beginning of a song so when I woke up this morning I decided to finish the song. Here it is:

In the beginning there was a seed
Born of Yggdrasil, it ain’t no weed
Across millennia it grew and grew
Bigger than everything and it don't like you!

Metal tree (yeah)
Metal tree (yeah)

Vines hang down just like barbed wire
Afraid of nothing, not even fire
No axe can chop it, it'll live forever
Nothing can stop it and there’s nothing better!

Metal tree (yeah)
Metal tree (yeah)
Metal tree (yeah)
Metal tree (yeah)

[The Doctor]

Wow!
I really like the lyrics, they are catchy and follow the topic well.
I hope you get around to recording it, since I bet it'd be a really good song. I'd like to hear it put to music.

[Limecat]

Wow thats really good. I also would like to hear it put to music

[Scarlatti]

I have a load on my MySpace blog.

www.myspace.com/lauriexscumbagxgodx

Check em out! I've recorded two and, once I figure out how to get them off my mP3 player and onto my computer, they'll be on the internet! Yippee!!!


...lol.

EDIT- I misspelled 'two'. I put too. duuuh!!

[weirdojace]

New original song--

We Don't Take Music Seriously

This was made after my band was rejected from our school's Battle of the Bands for "not taking music seriously." So we made the most experimental song ever. It even has a percussion section made out of banging on pots and pans.

[Supermeat2005]

Wow, that was great, and so true...
As ironic as it sounds, why can't people take comedy seriosly?
Your song really brings the point across...

[Scarlatti]

Ok, me and my band wrote this song in a fit of boredom and I thought I'd give it a try on here.

Government Warnings

I was sitting in my e-z-chair
Eating cookies off the floor
When I turned on the 10 o clock news
And learned some thing I never knew before
Terrorists do yoga, George Bush is hooked is on cheese
And the main source of cancer is found inside whipped cream
Poodles all lay eggs, that guy from Slipknot is a monk
Batman wears a leather mask and the queens really a punk

Chorus

Listen up! You need to know!
This stuff could save your life!
Well, not really, but its pretty cool
So listen up or die!

Weird al is a gerbil child, three unicorns got AIDs
Plutonium can be made from cheese and lemonade
The turnips have all rebelled, they're chopping up themselves
Pixies are having parties on Tescos tinned can shelves
Some guys imaginary friend set fire to his cat
Hundred percent of guys named Trev are certain to be fat
Ian owes the pope a buck, mice are made of Spam
Mafia will rule the world under the name, 'Oxfam'

Wrestlers have bad dental plans, theres gold inside our moles
You can find infinate universes inside polo holes.
Diamond jim can't really dance, hes controlled by hamsters
The secret of world peace was found by gun toting gangsters
Coca cola makes you dumb, Bob the kitten is dead
Britney spears and a pink spacehopper, nuff said.

Chorus

Well this stuff has really opened my eyes
How could I not have known?
That microscopic aliens hide out in garden gnomes?
And squirrels all have mortgages
The sun is made of spud
That diamonds are nothing more
Than Mr Sheen and mud?

Chorus

Music stops

Brush your teeth 50 times a day and remember, daisys are just pretty weeds

KILL THEM!



Its got a bit of a 'Midnight Star' feel to it.