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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2004 6:03 am
by Genius in Maine
I like it too.

How about Drew Carey as George, and one of his many love interests from his show as Terri? I would suggest a Stanley, but I can't think of anyone who would do "You get to drink from THE FIREHOSE!" as well as Kramer - oops, Michael Richards.

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:49 am
by Mr_Carl
George: Jimmy Buffett

Stanley Spadowski: Johnny Depp

Kevin McArthy's character (I can't believe I forgot his characters name):Kieth Richards
Terri: Brooke Burke

Bob: Bob Barker

Raul: Cheech Marin

Crazy Arnie: Jimmy Kimmel

Big Camera Man: Bob Marley

Noodles Macintosh: Wee Man

Kipper Kids: Umpa Lumpas

Philo: George W. Bush

Kevin McArthy's son: Tom Arnold

Pam: Jessica Simpson

Hobo: Bill Clinton

Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:45 pm
by Bruce the Duck
Johnny Depp as Stanley? Now, that would be interesting!

Stanley: "What are you doing with all my things? Why's my mop gone?"

Channel 8 Guy: "That uniform and that mop and everything else you use here at channel 8 is station property!"

Stanley: .........."But why's my mop gone?"

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 12:34 am
by doggans
Mr_Carl @ Jan 20 2004, 01:49 AM wrote: Hobo: Bill Clinton
"I did not buy this real neat watch from that woman!"

Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 2:18 am
by sarley27
[quote=""Mr_Carl""]
George W. Bush
[/quote]


"My fellow Zarkonians,
It is a great day in this channel of 8. We stand for liberty, pride, and twinkie weiner sandwiches. Now I wanna tell you all a story- it's from Texas, probably in Tulsa- that goes "Fool me once-shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you won't make Plutonium out of common houseold items again."
Thank you, and God Bless Stanley Spadowski."

Re: Alternate Uhf Cast

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 10:30 am
by LiL_Weirdo2782
There is another thread "Recast UHF," however I have not personally looked into it.

George : Anthony Edwards

Stanley Spadowski : Paul Reubens

Terri : Meg Ryan

Bob : Gordon Jump [Rest in Peace]

R.J. Fletcher : John Goodman

Harvey Bilchick : Danny Devito

Aunt Esther: Betty White or Rhea Perlman

Big Edna : Rosie O'Donnell

Raul Hernedez: George Lopez

Crazy Ernie: Sorrell Booke [Rest In Peace ]

Big Camera Man: Christopher Boykin

Noodles Macintosh: Phil Fondacaro

Philo: John de Lancie

Richard Fletcher: Michael Fishman

Pamela Finkelstein: Alyssa Diaz

Kuni: Ken Jeong

Head Thug: Hector Elizondo

Killer Thug: James Earl Jones

Emo's Philips' role as Shop Teacher: Al Yankovic as Fred from "The Weird Al Show". [With much respect, Awesome you have that talent but your "Fred" side really creeps me out.]

FCC Man: John Larroquette

Terri's Dad: Brian Haley

Cast for unfilled parody sequences.
Cast for remaining roles of UHF.

Things that stay
DVD Menu intro and Easter Eggs.
Bum
Blind guy and guy at courthouse.
Band
Bob-O the Clown
All parody sequences as written.