Comedy Songs You've Written

[DonnaNoble]

that was Midnight Star- esqe only scarier, because its the government... NiiiIIce!!!!!!!

[Limecat]

Nice, reminds me of Midnight star and a song by Insane Clown Posse called News at 6 O'clock

[Aron]

I've only got one song right now.

It was the result of a homework assignment where we had to make something--- anything, and use it as a basis for a second half of the project. I'm horribly out of tune. It's got my accordion playing among other things.

http://www.myspace.com/aronnotaaron

[Bargle Nawdle Zouss]

This song is the theme to my action movie "Scooter". And yes I did write it.

John was a cop who rode a scooter caught all the bad guys
But one day, Twinblades tried to kill John in disguise.
And he captured John and took him to his base!
But John escaped and punched him in the face!

[Chorus]
He was no ordinary kid,
Catching baddies was what he did,
And he rides a scooter!
(scooter!)
Scooter!
(scooter)

So John went to a bar and got a glass of juice.
But a spy was there and John put his fists to good use.
He found his scooter next to a car!
But Twinblades was there and had come from afar!

[Chorus]
He was no ordinary kid,
Catching baddies was what he did,
And he rides a scooter!
(scooter!)
Scooter!
(scooter)

So Twinblades knocked John into the street,
but John really just couldn't be beat.
John looked for the bad man!
So he could ruin his plan!

[Chorus]
He was no ordinary kid,
Catching baddies was what he did,
And he rides a scooter!
(scooter!)
Scooter!
(scooter)

Ride that scooter!

[Guitar solo]

So they got into a big fist fight,
they went to the street to make things right!
John knocked him into the grass!
And then he just passed!

[Chorus]
He was no ordinary kid,
Catching baddies was what he did,
And he rides a scooter!
(scooter!)
Scooter!
(scooter)

Hope you'll be around for the sequel!


Yes I have made a sequel. And the song is like hard rock.

[Insane Ian]

I have a few parodies I've written, as well as the new stuff from my upcoming album "n3rds0ngs" on my myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/n3rds0ngs

The single from the forthcoming album just got posted last night. It's called GUITAR HERO, and yes, it's a parody.

Tell me what ya think, and if you like, friend me on MySpace!

-Insane Ian

[Bargle Nawdle Zouss]

This is a song from my upcoming album "Warp Factor 7, Engage"

Hello everyone!
Who wants to learn their colors today?
Alright lets start with Red!
It is the color of blood coming out of some guy who is about to be dead.
It is the color of the sheets on my bed
It is the eye color of my best friend Ned.
Lets hear it for red!
Now how about green!
The hair color of a guy who is mean.
It is the title of a movie I have seen.
It is the color of a lima bean.
Lets hear it for green!
How about blue!
It’s the color of tyrannosaur poo.
It’s the color of the ocean too.
The color of the gum stuck to my shoe.
Lets all hear it for blue

I'm not done yet, but it will be better.

[Scarlatti]

Another 'fit of boredom' song.

er..... (new song)

Verse 1
Recordng labels on my back
I gotta write a brand new song
But my mind is completely blank
I gotta think, I ain't got long

Should I write a gangsta rap?
Nah, been done a thousand time
Should I write some punky crap?
Yell at the queen with flimsy rhymes?
Should I be a metalhead?
Screaming that the worlds ablaze?
Or should I do a polka tune
Telling the world that K-Feds got AIDs?

Chorus
This song has no meaning
This song don't make sense
Dont know why Im recording
Dont know why im singing
Oh whatever, another single in the bag.

Verse 2
Should I have heavy guitars
Screaming through their amps?
Should I have hippy acoustics
Recording in their camps?
I could have a synth I suppose
But that sounds too techno
Maybe get that rapper guy
Who tells kids 'JUST SAY NO!'

Ok, this is getting sad
Should I get Prince or Cher?
Maybe Mariah Carey would
If she ever stopped fixing her hair
What about James Hetfield
Or Eminem or 50 cent
Chester Bennington might
If agree to pay his rent

Chorus

I've run out of time now
Gotta record pretty soon
I got Bill oddie to play flute
And Grant on the bassoon
Three cellos and some bagpipes
Maybe a glockenspiel
Yeah, this songs gonna be lame
But I keep my record deal!

Chorusx2



I guess why I wrote it is pretty self explanatory. Writers block sucks!

[27-77]

haha
Nice song Jace.

[M_Robertcop]

A song that I co-wrote with my husband, "The People Who Live In Your Apartment Building" with be on the latest Dr. Demento Basement Tapes

[weirdojace]

I want a Flying Like Wilma album dammit!