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Post by Big Spoon »

There's no need to create a new thread for this. The old thread works just fine.
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Post by Smiddle »

Dude, this IS "the old thread".
What about a medley wth Al's songs? I'm writing a list with lyrics and such now.
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Post by crazymelon »

Smiddle @ Apr 29 2007, 10:31 AM wrote: Dude, this IS "the old thread".
Those two posts got merged here. Tokusou Sentai Blessranger posted it in a new one. But anyway, that would be pretty cool.
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crazymelon @ Apr 29 2007, 02:48 PM wrote: Those two posts got merged here.
Didn't see that. Anyway, I'm 1/3 done now. Only the lyrics, I'm not recording the song or anything. While I'm making the song, you can just guess how many songs I'll include...
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Post by JEDM »

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger @ Dec 2 2006, 01:25 PM wrote: Nickelodeon GaS (Games and Sports) Polka
Consisted of theme songs from almost all of the Nickelodeon game shows ever:

Nick Arcade
Finders Keepers
Think Fast
Make The Grade
You're On!
Wild & Crazy Kids
Figure It Out
Get The Picture
Double Dare
Legends Of The Hidden Temple
I personally think that would totally polka!!!!!
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Post by Keir »

WeirdAbbott @ Oct 17 2006, 08:35 PM wrote: I think that since Al and Alice Cooper are good friends, how bout' the

The Alice Cooper Tribute Polka including...

Be My Lover
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Welcome To My Nightmare
Under My Wheels
Feed My Frankenstien
School's Out
Only Women Bleed
Billion Dollar Babies
That's awesome! I can think of one song I'd add, but I can't see Al doing it since it isn't exactly family-friendly ("I Love the Dead").
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger @ Dec 1 2006, 09:50 PM wrote: Mixed Up Polkas
A polka medley of songs from the year 2003.
I love how the polkas are like a snapshot of pop music history. You did a good job of that too with your fantasy polka. I wish Al did one for every year.

I'm going to come up with a tracklist for a heavy metal polka (AWBP doesn't count!), but I'll have to think about it for a bit.
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Post by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger »

For fans of Polkarama from SOL, you'll experience the sequel:

Polka name: Polkarama 2!
Description: A sequel to the polka medley, Polkarama!, from Straight Outta Lynwood. It starts with the final accordion solo that was ripped from the original Polkarama! followed by an all-new medley that makes up the sequel.
Shave and a haircut: Nope. Not this time! (unlike the first Polkarama!)

"My Immortal" by Evanescence
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have, all of me

"Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park
I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real
I wanna let go of the pain I’ve felt so long
Erase all the pain till it’s gone
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real
I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along
Somewhere I belong

"Too Little Too Late" by JoJo
It's just too little too late
A little too long and I can't wait
But you know all the right things to say (You know it's just too little too late)
You say you dream of my face
But you don't like me, you just like the chase
So be real, it doesn't matter anyway, you know it's just too little too late

"Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas
I don't wanna be lonely no more
I don't wanna have to pay for this
I don't want to know the lover at my door
Is just another heartache on my list
I don't wanna be angry no more
You know I could never stand for this
So when you tell me that you love me know for sure
I don't want to be lonely anymore

"1985" by Bowling For Soup
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

"1, 2 Step" by Ciara
Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Crank the party up
We about to get it on
Let me see you 1, 2 step
I love it when you 1, 2 step
Everybody 1, 2 step
We about to get it on

"Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today

"Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in you
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy
Does that make me crazy

"Far Away" by Nickelback
I love you
I've loved you all along
I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
And you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore

"We Belong Together" by Mariah Carey
When you left I lost a part of me
It's still so hard to believe
Come back baby please cause
We belong together
Who else am I gonna lean on when times get rough
Who's gonna talk to me on the phone
Till the sun comes up
Who's gonna take your place
There ain't nobody better
Oh baby baby
We belong together

"Irreplaceable" by Beyonce
You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute baby
You must not know 'bout me, you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin', you're irreplaceable

"What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And havin' so much to say
And watchin' you walk away
And never knowin'
What could've been
And not seein' that lovin' you
Is what I was trying to do

"Behind These Hazel Eyes" by Kelly Clarkson
Here I am, once again, I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it, can't pretend, just thought you were the one
Broken up, deep inside, but you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes
Behind these hazel eyes
Behind these hazel, behind these hazel, behind these hazel eyes, hey!
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Post by weirdalisthephantomoftheopera »

Oh, I like this one. Very good idea. Polkarama 2 totally polkas!
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Post by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger »

If any of you Weird Al fans have ever heard of the Super Sentai franchise or being fans of Power Ranger shows, check this out:

Polka name: Super Weird Sentai Polkaranger!
Description: A medley of opening themes from various Super Sentai tv shows.
Shave and a haircut: Right after the "Jyu... ken... Sen... tai... Gekiranger! Gekiranger! Gekiranger" part AND before the final accordion solo that's followed by the "Hey!" part. Before the last two notes of the "shave and a haircut" part is a window crashing sound.

Kagaku Sentai Dynaman
Dai dai dai dai Dynaman
Dai dai dai dai dai bakuhatsu da dada da
Kaze ga sakenda arashi o yonda
Gonin no senshi Dynaman
Kyou no yuuki o ashita no kibou o
Bokura ni oshieru sono tame ni
Moero hi no tama moero hi no tama
Hissatsu hissatsu suupaa suupaa dainamaito
Dai dai dai dai Dynaman
Dai dai dai dai Dynaman
Bakuhatsu! Bakuhatsu! Kagaku Sentai Dainaman

Taiyo Sentai Sunvulcan
Taiyou wa Oo inochi no hoshi da
Shiawase wo Oo mamoru honoo da
Eagle! Shark! Panzer!
Eagle! Shark! Panzer!
Ore-tachi no tamashii mo moete iru
Follow the sun (sun), catch the sun (sun)
Taiyou sentai Sanbarukan

Kosoku Sentai Turboranger
Da! Da! Dash! Kimi to asu e
Aoku kagayaku chikyuu wo mamoritai
Da! Da! Dash! Wakasa zenkai
Gonin no naka ni kimi ga iru
Kousoku Sentai Turboranger

Choujin Sentai Jetman
Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Let's go Tobidase oh!
Jetto Jetto Jettoman
Choujin Sentai Jettoman

Hikari Sentai Maskman
Hey! (Hey!) Aura Power!
Kitaeagero yo Aura Power
Hey! (Hey!) Aura Power!
Misete yaru n' da Aura Power
Tatakau kimi wa utsukushii
Ah-ah Hikari Sentai Masukuman

Chou Denshi Bioman
Battle Bio Kurasshu Auto!
Itsutsu no ai ga yobiatte
Battle Bio Kurasshu Auto!
Aku wo saegiru kabe ni nare
Chou Denshi Bioman

Mahou Sentai Majiranger
Go fight! Maji Maji Majiranger
Genkai Challenger
Yuuki to iu na no mahou wo motte 'ru
Go fight! Maji Maji Majiranger
Yume mite future
OK! All right! Asu e wo kono te ni
Mahou Sentai Majiranger

Susume! Goranger (from Himitsu Sentai Goranger)
Itsutsu no chikara wo hitotsu ni awasete
Sakebe Shouri no otakebi wo
Himitsu Sentai Gorenjaa

Ohre! Ohranger (from Chouriki Sentai Ohranger)
Dash! Dash! Ohranger
Dash! Dash! Ohranger
Daichi no kodou ga kiekakaru
Isoge! Dash! Ohranger

Kyouryuu Sentai Zyuranger
Zyuranger Zyuranger
Densetsu no senshi-tachi yo
Zyuranger Zyuranger
Toki wo kakeru kibou
Kyouryuu Sentai Zyuranger

Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger
Abareta kazu dake tsuyoku nareru
Abareta kazu dake yasashisa wo shiru
Abare Abare Abare Makure Get up!
Abare Abare Shouri suru made
Bakuryuu Sentai Abaranger... Abaranger!

Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger
Ready to go Ginga no hate made oikakete yuku
Souru no chishio de akuseru fumikomu
Ready to get Itsutsu no pawaa awasemukau tokoro teki nashi
Shizuka na hoshi wo torimodosu tame ni
Saa Get up! Chansu da (Get up! Dekaranger!)
Wow Judgment! Kimeru ze (Judgment! Dekaranger!)
Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger

Gougou Sentai Boukenger
Go Go Go! Go Go Go! Ready Go! Susume! boukenjaa (Boukenger)
Chikyuu no hate made mezase! boukenjaa (Boukenger)
Ready Go!!

Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger
Sou sa geki (hey!) geki (hey!) kageki ni
Gang-Gang yukou ze!
Tsukame sora ni todoku yume wo
Dou da geki (hey!) geki (hey!) shigeki wo
Bang-Bang kanjite
Dare yori mo ima yori mo tsuyoku naru no sa
Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger... Gekiranger!
Jyu... ken... Sen... tai...
Dare To Be Stupid Part Two is coming!
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Post by DonnaNoble »

Im trying to incorparate Avril Lavinges song "girlfreind" into a polka, it even ends in HEY! already, a manditory plolka thing....
Oh snap!
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