I'm gonna pull a Tokusou. Here it goes...
The Epic Polka
*Super Mario 64 Level 1 Theme*
Hound Dog
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
Ain't nothing but a hound dog.
Cryin' all the time
Well you ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine!
HEY!
The Witch Doctor
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang bang!
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you.
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you!
And then the witch doctor he told me what to do!
Yay!
My Way
I lived a life that's full.
I travelled each and every highway.
Oh more, much more than this!
I DID IT MY WAY-AY-AY-AY-AY HEY!
I Want You Back
Ooh baby give me one more chance
(Show you that I love you)
Won't you please let me(back in your heart)?
Oh darling I was blind to let you go
But now I see you in his arms
I want you BACK!
HEY!
American Pie
So bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry.
Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day I die,
This'll be the day I die,
Soon I'm gonna be a Je-di! Hey!
We Will Rock You
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the streets gonna be a big man someday
Got mud on your face you big disgrace
Kickin' yo can all over the place!
Singin' We Will, We Will Rock You!
Talkin' about We Will, We Will Rock You
Hey!
Live and Let Die
You used to say live and let live
And observe the changing world in which we live in,
Makes you give in and cry,
Live and let die!
Live and let die-y-y-y-y!
*I've Got a Wife at Home Polka*
Billie Jean
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who
Claims I am the one but
The kid is not my son!
The kid isn't my son!
Son! Son! Sooon!
Yeah!
Paradise City
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
Take me home! YAY!
*The Star-Spangled Banner*
My Name Is
Hi, my name is WHAT?
My name is WHO?
My name is
Chicka chicka Slim Shady.
SLIM SHADY HEY!
Albuquerque
In AAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
AAAAAALBUQUERQUE!
Well to cut a long story short he got away with mah snorkel!
But I made a solemn vow right there and then
That I would not rest. I would not sleep for an instant
Until the one nostriled man
Was brought to justice.
But first I decided to get some donuts.
So I grabbed my car and went over to the donut shop and the guy behind the counter said YEEEAH WHATYYA WANT?
Said got any glazed donuts? He said no we're out of glazed donuts.
TALKIN' ABOUT GLAZED DONUTS!!
*Kenny G solo from LFNTGIF on accordion*
The Witch Doctor(Reprise)
Ooh eeh ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang.
Talkin' about ooh eeh ooh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bang BANG!
LoveGame
Let's play a love game play a love game
If you want love and want fame
Gotta win the game.
Talkin' bout the love game!
HEY!
C-lebrity
I want to be
The face on your TV
Then you'll see
I'm a celebrity!
CELEBRITY!
Party Rock Anthem
Party Rockers in the house tonight!
Everybody just have a good time
We gon' make you lose your mind,
Just wanna see you shake that!
*fanfare*
Everyday I'm shufflin'.
Eeeeevvveryyyy
Daaaaayyyyy,
Iiiiiiiii'mmmmmm
SHUUUUUUUU
FELLLLL
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!(Everyday I'm shufflin! Talkin' about everyday I'm shufflin'! Everyday I'm shufflin!)
*Shave and a Haircut*
HEY!
*WAY Moby Polka*