The Big WeirdAbbott Topic (An Open Letter To WOWAY)

[JCM]

Original Song (at your own risk )

I clicked that link by impulse and now it's stuck in my head again. Forget you, Abbot.

Also, school already ended for you? When on Earth does it usually start?

[WeirdAbbott]

Well this week is finals week, and I have no more exams...so I'm done anyway haha. We usually start in mid to late August.

[WeirdAbbott]

Speaking of final exams...I probably shouldn't have waited so long to study for them.

Original Song
(Part One of the Procrastinators Anthem series)

Away at school, end of year two
They told me to read time and again
I thought about it

And now it’s time- final exams
Still not ready, gonna cram
Think I’ll do OK, cause...

I’m gonna pull an all nighter, need more caffeine
As much as I want to, I just can’t go to sleep
Open the book right at page two, read and I’ll get far
Couldn’t foretell that
These were so hard

This book is thick and it’s taking its toll
It’s so much harder than I gave it credit for
I don’t deserve this

I shouldn’t have stalled so long to start to study
And as much as I want to fall, can’t fall asleep
Really surprised, I did not know it would be this hard
Somebody help me,
Waited too long!

When will I learn to stop my procrastinating?
It’s 3 AM, not learned anything
Stare at the pages

Forgot the lectures that we had in class
Threw out my notes
Did not think I would need them
This book is so long!

I've never felt this angsty before
I've never prayed so much to pass a course
I am aware now
It is too late now

I’ve already screwed me over, but still can’t sleep
Not expecting an A at all, just want a D
I’ll be surprised if I pass it, I studied so hard
Who knew these exams
would be so hard?

I just pulled an all nighter, did not help me
My final percentage was a measly thirteen
Wasn’t surprised because I knew that I got them wrong
I couldn't stop it
Waited too long

Guess it’s not that bad...
Same class next fall!

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Warning: The below parody refers to adult topics, but I think you can handle it. If not, then don't read it.

Original Song

I think she’s pretty
Her posters up on my wall
I think she’s lovely
With her, there is nothing wrong
I dream about her
When I go lay my head down, no doubt!

When I get sleepy
Usually have some dreams
They’re kinda boring
Just walks along the beach
I woke up in the morning
Something happened last night, it’s not right

Something happened just last night
Made a mess, from what?
Change my pants, they’ll have to dry
Have to hide, hide this from my mother

OMG
I think I just had a
Teen wet dream
It must have turned me on
When I sleep
Slept some weird way and
I must change real fast,
Must change my pants stat!

My heart dropped
Have to change my sheets
It’s too much
What will my parents think?
This is real
Can’t take a chance so
I must change my pants,
I must change my pants

I saw my family
At breakfast, took my seat
And then my mom said
She said she found my sheets
“We must talk to you
About the birds and bees”
I'm freaking!

Not sure what happened last night
No big deal, just once
Won’t happen again tonight
I will try, I was wrong however…

Don’t blame me
Just cause I’m having those
Teen wet dreams
Don’t know what turns me on
When I sleep
Must stay awake cause
I’m afraid to nap
Too nervous to nap

My heart drops
When I wear khakis
Feel so dumb
When there is a strong breeze
This ordeal
Has made me mad cause
I must change my pants
When I’m done with naps

Something gets my heart racing
Makes me have those dreams
They happen most every night
Tried to think of other things
To not have those dreams
But it happens every night

Noooooo!
When I sleep
I just keep having those
Teen wet dream
Don’t know what brings them on
Rarely sleep
But when I do the
Friction comes right back
I must change my pants
(Noooooo!)

Make it stop!
No longer fun for me
It’s too much
They’re causing bad chafing
This ordeal
Has made me mad cause
I must change my pants
When I’m done with naps

Something gets my heart racing
Makes me have those dreams
They happen most every night
Tried to think of other things
To not have those dreams
But it happens every night

WEIRDABBOTT

[TMBJon]

Well... that was probably your grossest parody to date. Next, do one about pooping your pants.

[WeirdAbbott]

Well... that was probably your grossest parody to date. Next, do one about pooping your pants.

Really, Jon? Is it grosser than this one?
Or what about this one? (Which sounds like is more up your alley)
This one?
Or this one perhaps?
What about Weezer? You like Weezer don't you?
Or maybe Green Day is more your style.
I know how much you love The Jonas Brothers.
Kelly Clarkson?
Or perhaps you could go the Pink Floyd route...

Any other useless comments about my parodies you want to make? What about the whole "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" rule? That'd be nice.

[TMBJon]

How is it useless to point out that the parody was gross? Also, as a side note all of those are gross.

[WeirdAbbott]

Because not once have you said something constructive about any of my parodies. The closest was when you said that "2010" was a good way to round out the year in review parodies...but I'm gonna assume that there was a sarcastic undertone with that since you never liked my year in review parodies anyway.

I'm not expecting you (or anyone) to love all of my parodies, but if you're going to comment on them, belittling them (or me) does not help. You don't have to read them if you think it's gross, childish, or "relevent with today's popular culture". So, only comment if you're going to express constructive criticism.

[TMBJon]

Okay, here's constructive criticism: I think your songs should be less focused on bodily functions in the future.

[JCM]

That last one was definitely something else.

[WeirdAbbott]

Okay, here's constructive criticism: I think your songs should be less focused on bodily functions in the future.

See, was that so hard? I will take your constructive criticism into consideration when I write future parodies. Thank you.