Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:16 pm
(GUY WITH THE MULLET) JOE DIRT
(Parody of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger")
Joes the man, going to work
Mops the floor, at the station
Goes in the room, and he tells his life story
Just a man with his wig and his mop
Was left alone, at the Grand Canyon,
He went to different families,
Like the guy that would take him duck hunting
Or the dog that would just hump his leg
Hes the guy with the mullet,
It's the search of his life,
He found love in Charlie and the girl Brandi,
Silvertown, is his new home
But hes still searching on,
He knows one day he will
find his mom, and his father
Charlie died, but Joe moves on
He acts tough, but hes hungry
Big old frozen chunk of poopie falls down
Doesnt know, so he eats off of that --
Hes the guy with the mullet,
It's the search of his life,
He found love in Charlie and the girl Brandi,
Silvertown, is his new home
But hes still searching on,
He knows one day he will
find his mom, and his father
Found his mom, and his father too
Hates their guts, keeps his glory
Goes on the bridge, it looks like he will jump
But he falls and he just hit his head--
Was the guy with the mullet,
Got a new wig on top
Mullet gone, dreadlocks now on top of his head,
That hair isnt as popular
Since there not making a,
Sequel, well just call
Him the guy with the mullet
WEIRDABBOTT
(Parody of Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger")
Joes the man, going to work
Mops the floor, at the station
Goes in the room, and he tells his life story
Just a man with his wig and his mop
Was left alone, at the Grand Canyon,
He went to different families,
Like the guy that would take him duck hunting
Or the dog that would just hump his leg
Hes the guy with the mullet,
It's the search of his life,
He found love in Charlie and the girl Brandi,
Silvertown, is his new home
But hes still searching on,
He knows one day he will
find his mom, and his father
Charlie died, but Joe moves on
He acts tough, but hes hungry
Big old frozen chunk of poopie falls down
Doesnt know, so he eats off of that --
Hes the guy with the mullet,
It's the search of his life,
He found love in Charlie and the girl Brandi,
Silvertown, is his new home
But hes still searching on,
He knows one day he will
find his mom, and his father
Found his mom, and his father too
Hates their guts, keeps his glory
Goes on the bridge, it looks like he will jump
But he falls and he just hit his head--
Was the guy with the mullet,
Got a new wig on top
Mullet gone, dreadlocks now on top of his head,
That hair isnt as popular
Since there not making a,
Sequel, well just call
Him the guy with the mullet
WEIRDABBOTT
