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its not a elephant its a slime creature
is a toyota a toyota
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Only if it's a palindrome.

How many times has Al gotten stuck in an elevator?
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More times than an ant can count.


Why did Al laugh at Kayne West?
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He had a marker shoved up his nose.

Where did Al put his expensive pair of binoculars?
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in ninas toybox
why did als chicken sing a song
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Because it had an ear for music.

Why did Al invent the Twinkie Weiner Sandwhich?
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He was having a severe case of insomnia.

When did Al stop the fire that was always been burning since the world's been turning?
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1989
when did al rock and roll all night
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When he partied with Barbara Walters.

Why did Al party with Barbara Walters?
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because of boredome
why did al write party at the leper colony
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