Woway Idal - Game Play

[Mystik Tomato]

New Subject!

Original's (I Can't Think Of A Funny Name)

RULES
A) All "Weird Al" Yankovic original compositions.
2) No LMBYH, no HTWH, no Fun Zone.

I will be expecting them by this time next week, so do your best!

GOOO!!!

~ Cowellmato

[Mystik Tomato]

I've compiled a song list, for the ones you can do.

Airline Amy
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Bob
Buy Me A Condo
Cable TV
Callin' In Sick
The Check's In The Mail
Christmas At Ground Zero
Close But No Cigar
Dare To Be Stupid
Dog Eat Dog
Don't Download This Song
Don't Wear Those Shoes
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Frank's 2000" TV
Generic Blues
Genius In France
Germs
Good Enough For Now
Good Old Days
Gotta Boogie
Happy Birthday
Hardware Store
I Remember Larry
I Was Only Kidding
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
I'll Sue Ya
I'm So Sick Of You
Melanie
Midnight Star
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Nature Trail To Hell
The Night Santa Went Crazy
One Of Those Days
One More Minute
Pancreas
Party At The Leper Colony
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
Since You've Been Gone
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
Spy Hard
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Such A Groovy Guy
Talk Soup
That Boy Could Dance
This Is The Life
Traffic Jam
Trigger Happy
Truck Drivin' Song
UHF
Velvet Elvis
Virus Alert
Waffle King
Wanna B Ur Lovr
Weasel Stomping Day
When I Was Your Age
Why Does This Always Happen To Me
You Don't Love Me Anymore
You Make Me
Young, Dumb & Ugly
Your Horoscope For Today

~ Cowellmato

[U62]

--Round 2 Entry--

YouTube.com by U62
Parody of Since You Been Gone by Weird Al Yankovic

YouTube.com
I wanna see the newest video from OK Go
YouTube.com
And watch the diary of a lonely girl I don't even know

Oh well I'm giving up my TV now
Never have to worry about what's on
Watching Diet Coke and Mentos again
on YouTube.com

(YouTube.com)
Sometimes I feel like I wanna watch
A man put on a hundred fifty-five shirts at a time

(YouTube.com)
I wouldn't mind seeing the clip from the show
where Michael Richards lost his mind

YouTube.com
See two Chinese guys singing "I Want It That Way"

YouTube.com
And a Back to the Future trailer that makes them look gay

The first time I found this website
I may have even shed a tear
There's nothing quite as bad
As the movies on here

Discussion in the other thread!

[TMBJon]

“Mario”
parody of “Melanie” by “Weird Al” Yankovic


Ma-a-a-ario
The princess-saving pro
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
The mascot of Nintendo

In 1981, you were dodging barrels thrown by DK.
It wasn’t long before you garnered quite the hype.
And ever since that day, I’ve had to play
Always trying to jump higher, spit out fire,
And go warping through a big green pipe.

Oh, Ma-a-a-ario
A mushroom makes him grow
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
The mascot of Nintendo

If I want to play Tennis
Golf or Kart or Hoops or Baseball
Or play some mini-games in Mario Party,
Whether I play as Toad or Peach
Or Wario or Waluigi, even Yoshi
Somehow your name’s always on that marquee!

Ma-a-a-ario
That Bowser is his foe
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
The mascot of Nintendo

My parents say that playing with my Wii will make me bi-polar.
I still spent three hundred on that motion-sensing controller!

Mario-o-o-o
Ooooooh
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
The mascot of Nintendo.

I was depressed when they made you into a crappy movie.
I didn’t like that lame cartoon on kid’s TV.
I think I’m gonna play my NES and 64 forever
Or until you
Get deported back to Italy.

Oh, Ma-a-a-ario
Luigi is his bro
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
The mascot of Nintendo

Ma-a-a-ario
A mushroom makes him grow
It’sa Ma-a-a-ario
What a virtual hero!

[WeirdAbbott]

My Baby's In Love With My Little Brother
(Parody of "My Baby's In Love With Eddie Veddar" by "Weird Al Yankovic")

Oh my baby, my baby, she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw my brother walking from the store
She thinks the way he runs and plays is really cute now
But he's not the smartest one, he doesn't have the know-how
She likes his blonde hair and she thinks he's bold
Yeah, he's her very favorite, very funny nine-year-old

(Chorus)
Well my baby's in love with my little brother
She's all crazy about my little brother
Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her
Cause my baby's in love with my little brother

Now every time I see him, well he looks so glad
Her choice has made him happy but made me real sad
He’s got a girlfriend, and he’s only nine
He stole my girl, she once was mine
But my girl can't get enough of his curly blonde hair
I guess she thinks he’s genius, and I’m some kind of square.

(Chorus)
Oh my baby's in love with my little brother
She's got a thing for my little brother
Tell me what can he do that I can't do better
Cause my baby's in love with, I said, I said, I said
My baby's in love with my little brother
Head over heels for my little brother
I can't believe it, she want's to re-meet my mother
Cause my baby's in love with my little brother

I knew we were headed for disaster
When I heard her say he was the dating master
Now she's got a serious admiration
For the youngest, cutest, brand-spanking newest, member to our family's latest generation

Well I know he is young, and has all kinds of flair
But now little bro, you better beware
Sure, he stole my girl but do not call me lame
Cause I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well lets just see how ticked off he'll get
When I tell her that he still wets the bed

(Chorus)
Oh my baby was in love with my little brother
She had a thing for my little brother
Once she was his, but now he doesn't matter
Cause my baby was in love with I said, I said, I said
My baby was in love with my little brother
Head over heels for my little brother
If she wants to leave him i guess i better let her
Cause my baby was in love with my little brother

There ya go...
WEIRDABBOTT

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"Internet", parody of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al.

I'm sick of playing Solitaire,
Not much to do there,
Getting tired of PCs,
I thought that I would go right out of my mind until a friend showed me the web,
He said the entire world's on,
Right at the same time and,
Anything I'd ever want to see is fully available to me,
Since then, I've been watching web toons,
Reading source code and pirating tunes,
Because I'm so excited and I really don't care,
I must have more MP3s,
Must sign up for more message boards,
I must join more e-raid hordes,
I must pwn those whom are abhorred,
Must make another ytmnd,

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!

On Something Awful, must have been in here half the night,
Read a story, checked it off with Snopes, to make sure that it was right,
Now I'm reading fast, and I'm clicking past,
All sorts of pop up ads,
Downloading newer remakes of Doom,
So many hard drives, there's hardly even room for my mouse,
On the web now, very, very close to starting an online fad,
Guys with avatars are spamming all my boards,
I'd get something to eat, but I'm tied down by the cords,
Brand new torrents of music and movies,
I'm always seeding up for free,
I push it to the limit as I'm rallying,
eBaum haters to start allying,
Next week we'll flood his server and shut it down permanently!

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!

*Sigh* Would you look at all those fads
They've got Brian Peppers, Something Awful,
Olmec and the Hidden Temple,
Dancing Batman, time traveling man,
One weakness and Tiger handhelds,
Nazi forest, defect features,
Cosby and his pocket creatures,
Blue ball machine, Sailor Moon meets,
Khan, Thwomp, AIDS, Pi, Snake and stairs,
Katamari, Cookie Monster,
Chocolate city, Asiacopter,
What is Love? and Yiddish cups,
It's a trap, and Captain Picard,
Lex Luthor, nigga stole my bike,
O RLY? and broken strides,
Snape, Ducktales, Nedry fails,
Connery MySpace suicide,
N64s, the Moskau song,
Tra-la-las and ding-ding-dongs,
Riding spinna's, missing stapla's,
599 US dollars (wrong!),
Giant crabs and Future Conan,
Oh snap, Bill Nye, scientology, and Gman,
Sonic, mine! Mine! Norris, Bill Nye,
The Best Day Ever, the Gay Fuel can,
Sonic, Vader, Leeroy Jenkins,
Shoes on strippers, face expressions,
Bananaphone and math is pwned!
Punch the keys, NEDM,
Nothing moves Blob, and Jesus, lol,
Ridge Racer, do a barrel roll,
Numa Numa, Josh from MySpace,
Wii, rave, dew, and all your base,

I can't wait, No,
I can't wait,
To get back on the message board,

I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!
I'm surfin', yes, I'm checkin',
I'm-a clickin' on the,
Browsing on the,
(I'm searching Google),
I'm bloggin', really loadin' up the,
(Going to the),
Seedin', uploadin' to the,
Oh yes, I'm goin' to the,
Internet!

[avesjohn]

HERSHEY’S BAR
Parody of “Midnight Star” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin’ by
When some candy caught my eye
And I felt I few things I’ve never felt before

I said, “How much does that candy bar cost?”
I said, “I want to eat it, now make that chocolate mine.”
The cashier said fifty cents
So I paid her the fifty cents
And I ran out and left everything else behind

Oh, Hershey’s bar!
It’s in the scrumptious Hershey’s bar!
Not looking at the road as I eat it in my car
Hershey’s bar, I wanna eat, I wanna eat

Eat Hershey’s candies and gain twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man drowning in chocolate
And stockbrokers all agree
That the Hershey’s company
Will have a brand new candy that takes over the world market

Oh, Hershey’s bar!
You can believe it if you take a bite out of a tasty Hershey’s bar!
They’re keeping their recipe hidden and afar
Hershey’s bar, I wanna eat, I wanna eat

(Feed me, feed me, feed me, let the river of chocolate flow)
Hershey’s bar, my belly grows…

Oh, Hershey’s bar!
Well, don’t’cha know that I ate it, I ate it, I ate the scrumptious Hershey’s bar!
The population has eaten them, and fat men now we are
Hershey’s bar, I wanna eat, I wanna eat
Hershey’s bar

Well, you can sacrifice a goat to get some Hershey’s bars!
I think this sugar high has gone a bit too far
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
Fat slobbering pigs like me wanna eat…
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat
I wanna eat, I wanna eat

[Teh Dingo]

***A DISCLAIMER FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPACEDINGO***



I've been asked to post my parody in efforts to kickstart this shindig. Well unfortunatly, I PM'd the completed parody to Mystik at the deadline and I don't have the completed version anymore (I never save copies of sent PMs to avoid taking up space)

So I present to you a draft. Mystik has the original copy in all it's ahem "glory". So if we get the desired results, I request my final version be considered in it's place. The draft does contain pretty much all the words I used, save a bridge plus maybe another verse (I forget)



Just want to make sure people don't think I'm cheating.

And now, you're regularly scheduled parody.

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The Ballad of Britney and K-Fed
Parody of Germs by Weird Al Yankovic
New Lyrics by spacedingo


He's still sleeping on my couch
That's the third day straight this week
I wish he'd get up and get a job
And take a shower cause he reeks

I push and push and all I hear is "5 more minutes"
Then he goes back to his nap
He's like a modern day more stubborn Kato Kaelin
Hey!  Get up!  You lazy sack of crap!

Take a shower
Get some clothes on
Why'd I marry you
I must've been high
when I said I do to you
Stop taking my money
I'll hire attornies
Someone shoot me please
I must've been high
when I said I do to you


Well now babe you're one to talk
You let our kid drive a car
And I blame you for my album being a flop
Yeah, I said it.  Now I'm going to the bar

I thought marrying you would be a good career move
Now I'm a national joke
I can't even get on Dancing With the Stars
And once you'll leave me, I'll be happy but flat broke

Give me a break dear
I need another beer
I gotta get out of here
I must've been high
when I said I do to you
Give me custody
I'll hire attornies
Someone shoot me please
I must've been high
when I said I do to you









Give me a break dear
I need another beer
I gotta get out of here
I must've been high
when I said I do to you
Give me custody
I'll hire attornies
Someone shoot me please
I must've been high
when I said I do to you

[TMBJon]

Keir has reported that he did not finish his parody in time and therefore didn't submit anything. We are still waiting on Railok's post. Then we can let Mystic make his judgments before opening it up to the polls.
Also, considering the rate of this game, may I suggest Keir be eliminated (if in fact he did not turn in a parody which is unconfirmed by Mystic) and the votes are limited to those who actually did turn in a parody. Considering the slow start this game has had, I'm sure no one would mind if we moved it along a little.

[crazymelon]

Ahem... I have made a plan for the rest of the game if everyone wants to continue...
EDIT: See here.