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My family went to Walt Disney World last week, and When we rode the Jungle Cruise ride, my brother asked our tour guide, "Is there anyone here named Dan?"

She replied, "No. There used to be a Dan here."

"Have you heard the song about him?"

"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."

Then, after the ride, he asked if she had a failed acting career. She said yes, then she said, through the microphone, "Four years of community college musical theatre and you could end up right here."
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:D

And I thought community college was two years....
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Maybe this tour guide had to repeat... thus the failed attempt at acting. ;)
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ferdinand wrote:"You mean, 'I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride'? No, I haven't heard it. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head."
I'm confused. :wacko:
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I'm assuming something was lost in translation. Perhaps the tour guide was being sarcastic?
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Or that could he the only part they know, which is more annoying to have something stuck in your head when you don't know the lyrics
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LOL, you gotta love it when people name the song after the first line in the chorus!
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Love Skipper Dan It was made on my birthday :D
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It's a favorite of mine too.
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I love Skipper Dan; it's my ringtone! :D
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