If I Could Make Love to a Bottle

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Okay, I have decided to weigh in.
Due to recent sensibility issues, I am going to use a spoiler tag and mention that its contents are Rated R:
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Yes, Wanna B Ur Lovr references orgasm, ejaculate, and penis size; however, If I Could Make Love To A Bottle is about the specific tightness of his lover's vagina.
In my opinion, Bottle is more "dirty" in that its sexual reference is explicit while Lovr's references are implicit.
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TMBJon wrote:Okay, I have decided to weigh in.
Due to recent sensibility issues, I am going to use a spoiler tag and mention that its contents are Rated R:
Spoiler:
Yes, Wanna B Ur Lovr references orgasm, ejaculate, and penis size; however, If I Could Make Love To A Bottle is about the specific tightness of his lover's vagina.
In my opinion, Bottle is more "dirty" in that its sexual reference is explicit while Lovr's references are implicit.
I understand the contents in WBUL are not 100% family friendly. Neither are the contents in Word Crimes
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In Word Crimes he references oral sex
. Out of all of his released songs I would say Jerry Springer has the mist adult content.
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The difference between Bottle and Jerry Springer (and Talk Soup) is that in the latter he's referencing that there are TV shows that talk about those trashy/raunchy topics. Whereas in If I Could Make Love To A Bottle, it's the narrator of the song overtly making the sexual comment himself.
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I said out of his RELEASED songs. IICMLTAB was never released.
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TMBJon wrote:Okay, I have decided to weigh in.
Due to recent sensibility issues, I am going to use a spoiler tag and mention that its contents are Rated R:
Spoiler:
Yes, Wanna B Ur Lovr references orgasm, ejaculate, and penis size; however, If I Could Make Love To A Bottle is about the specific tightness of his lover's vagina.
Well, I guess you can say Al was your average male teenager back in the day - immature and always explicit :clap:
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anthontherun wrote: Thu May 20, 2004 12:20 am In fact, he's been performing it at some one-off shows recently.
Wait...he has performed this more than once??? I seriously thought he only included this in his first 1981 show and forever ditched it afterwards
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