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spacedingo @ Apr 1 2005, 09:48 PM wrote: Uh...Driew.....last I checked, April 15th, 2005 is a Friday ;)
I'm sorry, I forgot to change my ALendar to April. :S

15th at 6pm is fine. I don't have to be off at any certain time on Fridays and sabados.
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That's our Driew! :D
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aww! i cant make it. im going to the concert on the 15th... :( well sence i wont be there Good Luck everyone!
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and i wont be able to make it, because i cant get online on the weekends, good luck to all.
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Official Alan Ald....er, WOWAY Awards Announcement



The polls are now closed. And as Dan Rather would say, "We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun"


Uh.....that's nice.


"This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex."

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OFFICIAL WOWAY AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT



THE SHOW STARTS IN 5 MINUTES!!!! :whoot: :whoot: :whoot:
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NOTE: Winners were announced in the chat room. The winners are listed after the presentations



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RED CARPET SPECIAL TRANSCRIPT

<Elvis> Welcome to the Red Carpet Special. I'm your host, Elvis.
<algonacchick> (H)
<spacedingo> *applause*
<Elvis> And look, we have our first celebrity arriving now in her limo.
<Brian-McGee> Wooo!!
<Elvis> *flash bulbs go off*
<Carol> Sign My Butt!
<Elvis> Yes, it's Patti stepping out of the limo
* Elvis signs Carol's butt
<Brian-McGee> Patti, can I have your autograph?
*** DrSteggy [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<Elvis> (oh, i need someone to capture this chat)
<DrSteggy> boo yah
<spacedingo> Hiya!
<spacedingo> I will
<mewrio> will do Dave
* Carol tattoo's Elvis' signature
<algonacchick> sure! *signs autograph for anth*
<spacedingo> Or mewrio
<spacedingo> I gotta worry about the award chat
<mewrio> how about we both do it, just for good luck
<Elvis> Patti, what awards are you up for tonight?
<spacedingo> Okey doke
*** Elvis is now known as Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis
*** Carol is now known as Screaming
*** Screaming is now known as ScreamingFan
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Oh, I guess Patti is busy signing anth's butt
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> so let's see who else has arrived
<algonacchick> um best avatar, best artist, original material, most fervent Al gal, best Ay 27 surfer and something else,
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> oh, and there she is
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> happy
<Aron> back
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Wow, that's quite a list!
<DrSteggy> front
<algonacchick> yeah, there were five nominations
*** ScreamingFan is now known as Carol
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Well best of luck to you!
<algonacchick> I just can't remember the 5th one
<algonacchick> thanks
* spacedingo fends off fans trying to buy the results off me
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Hurry up and get a good seat before mewrio steals it
<Brian-McGee> I'll pay you $800 for 'em, dingo
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> and another limo pulled up....wait, it's not a limo... it's a... bicycle?
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> And it looks like anth is riding it?
<Brian-McGee> Hey!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Yep, that's anth alright.
<DrSteggy> anthontheride?
<algonacchick> hehe
<spacedingo> Doh! Hoped it was Pee Wee Hermna
*** TheMecca [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<Brian-McGee> Thought I'd get in shape for my Best Mod award.
*** mode/#weirdal [+o TheMecca] by ChanServ
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> anthonthebike
<TheMecca> eyyy folks
<TheMecca> Will be here for a short time
<DrSteggy> hey KEv
<Akrovak> he's gotta bike ... he can ride it if he likes
<algonacchick> hi, mecca
*** TheMecca changed the topic to: RED CARPET SPECIAL. Plaid canceled because of rain.
*** TheMecca changed the topic to: RED CARPET SPECIAL. Plaid canceled because of acid rain, moths, and Mecca's friend.
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> what happened anth, did your date stand you up?
<Brian-McGee> she couldn't afford the plane fare...yeah, that's it
<Akrovak> after that fake ID got him a beer, he couldn't stand up himself
<spacedingo> Or coul;d you not inflate her in time?
<DrSteggy> LOL
<Brian-McGee> there was a hole in her leg
<TheMecca> Hahahaha
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> well, my proucer is telling me the ratings are dropping quickly, so I need to move on.... best luck or whatever.
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> tongue
<TheMecca> HEY IT'S... uh...
<Brian-McGee> What awards am I even up for?
<TheMecca> [Popular celebrity]!
<Brian-McGee> ...Anyone know?
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Look everyone it's the host!!
<algonacchick> brb
<spacedingo> Gerardo!
<TheMecca> Hey [Popular Celebrity], how's the [movie/album/child] doing?
* DrSteggy cheers
<spacedingo> Sup
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> no, Gerardo's not the host, it's spacedingo
*** Brian-McGee is now known as Gerardo
<Gerardo> Rrrrrrrrrrico suave everyone
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Any surprises in store for tonight's ceremony?
<TheMecca> SOY BOMB.... Please?
<Gerardo> All I'll say is please don't judge a book by its cover...I just want to be a Latin lover!
<spacedingo> Well I think people will like the celebrity cameos I've lined up
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis shuts off Gerardo's microphone
<TheMecca> Like SOY bomb?
*** Gerardo is now known as Eminem
<spacedingo> I wish....he wanted too much money
<TheMecca> Hahaha
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> we're looking forward to the award ceremony, especially the part where you give me the best moderator award!
*** Eminem is now known as anth
<TheMecca> Hah
<anth> don't bet on it, Daverinio
<spacedingo> There's some celebrities sneaking into the theater while we speak
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> looks like JLO
<DrSteggy> Jello?
<TheMecca> Hah
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> oh wait, that's just Dick Van Patten
<TheMecca> JLO-flavored Jello
<anth> I see Bill Cosby
<DrSteggy> ew JLo flavored jello
<TheMecca> SQUIGGLE!
<TheMecca> I mean PRINCE!
<TheMecca> He's... there.
<spacedingo> Prince???
<TheMecca> Yeah
<anth> Where? I don't see him.
* spacedingo gets his gun
* anth looks down
<anth> Oh. There he is.
<TheMecca> Oh, there's then weirdo detector
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Another limo is pulling up, and it's first time attendee Carol
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis shields Carol from the gunfire
<spacedingo> *applause*
<algonacchick> yay!
* DrSteggy cheers
<Carol> My hero!
<anth> Woo!
* TheMecca gets the JLO flavored gun, and fires at the Prince fans
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Carol, what do you think of the award ceremony so far? Are you excited to be attending your first WOWAY ceremony
<TheMecca> Well, this is the first gun-laden one
*** mewrio [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<Carol> Oh, but of course dave. I feel so honored just to be here.
<TheMecca> hey mewrio, you missed guns
<mewrio> bloody friggin hell
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis gives mewrio a bullet proof vest
* mewrio is ticked off
<spacedingo> iisryan had a gun at the last one
<algonacchick> of course he did
<TheMecca> well
<TheMecca> We didn't shoot at SQUIGGLE fans
<anth> I brought a grenade to the first WOWAY Awards
<mewrio> spacedingo, you'll have to give me that bit of the transcript I wasn't here for dry.gif
<algonacchick> ooh, violence
<DrSteggy> I had no idea there was this much firepower at a WOWAY awards
<spacedingo> Sure nuff
*** mode/#weirdal [+o mewrio] by ChanServ
<TheMecca> Yeah, we got snails. Snail with little grenades in 'em
<Carol> We need more letter bombs.
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Best of luck to you Carol! And I remind all of our guests, for your safety, please check all guns and knives and nail clippers at the front door
<TheMecca> AW MAN
<Carol> Thanks!
<anth> We can keep grenades, right?
<DrSteggy> lighters too?
<TheMecca> This one loses JLO flavor when it's on a rack!
<algonacchick> *Patti drinks beer*
<Carol> Letter Bombs?
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> no, you'll need the lighters for the "FreeBird" tribute
<TheMecca> Do Shoe Bombs count? How about Soy? Beef?
<spacedingo> Lighters? What if I start playing Every Rose Has it's Thorn?
<spacedingo> I wanna see lighters in the air
<DrSteggy> cool
<TheMecca> I'll light the Soy Bomb tongue
<DrSteggy> how about flame throwers, do those count as lighters?
<algonacchick> that would smell bad
<spacedingo> God love Soy Bomb
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Let's see who else is here. It's Akrovak. Oh
<Carol> Howitzers?
<TheMecca> God Save the Soy Bomb
<algonacchick> oh
<Akrovak> Oh
<DrSteggy> oh!
<TheMecca> Uh Oh!
<TheMecca> tongue
<Carol> Oh?
<spacedingo> Ohio!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Akrovak, do you have any words of wisdom for your fans?
<algonacchick> don't forget the lip balm
<TheMecca> Hey, Mecca will only be here for a short time folks!
<TheMecca> So hand him things to sign tongue
* DrSteggy hands Mecca a traffic barrier
<Akrovak> Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice ... pull down your pants and slide on the ice
<anth> People sneak weapons into the WOWAY Awards all the time. Last time Driew brought a slice of cheese with very sharp edges and threw it at iisryan
<spacedingo> Good times
<algonacchick> I don't want frozen buns, so I'll pass
<DrSteggy> really? I miss all this stuff
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> What did your fiancee say when you told her about the WOWAY Awards?
<anth> We had to postpone the Polls & Games awards
<Akrovak> "Oh!"
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Never truer words spoken than those!
<spacedingo> *wild applause for the catch phrase*
<Akrovak> and she is wondering why I am sitting in front of the computer instead of the TV watching the Mariners
* DrSteggy cheers
<algonacchick> hooray for the catch phrase
<anth> Did she just say "Oh!" or was she all like "Oh!"
<anth> ?
<Akrovak> she was very much all like, "Oh!"
*** Aron [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<TheMecca> hey Aron
<DrSteggy> wb Aron
<anth> there's a difference...it's in the passion of how one says it
<algonacchick> wb, Aron
<Carol> Hey!
* TheMecca throws some plaid on top of the red
<Carol> What about houndstooth?
<TheMecca> Just to compliment the lack of plaid
<Aron> thanks
<Aron> having some computer issues
<algonacchick> that bites
<DrSteggy> freakin computers!
<Aron> cant model my own head in 3d and chat at the same time
<Aron> lol
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Another limo is arriving. It's Jackie! and her faithful beagle Kira!
<DrSteggy> woo!
<TheMecca> "Wouldn't you like to use a MAC?"
<TheMecca> Churrah
<algonacchick> yay!
* anth claps
<Carol> WOO!
<TheMecca> With Macintosh "Happy Comp" logos all over it tongue
<Akrovak> yay!
<spacedingo> yay!
<DrSteggy> Hi people!
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis rubs Kira's head
<algonacchick> awww
<DrSteggy> Kira says hello too!
<algonacchick> hi, Kira
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> What awards are you and Kira most looking forward too?
<DrSteggy> We are most looking forward to the Survivor award!
<Aron> a mac?
<Aron> .....
<Aron> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<spacedingo> Kira got a few votes for next host
<anth> I voted for her
<DrSteggy> Did she? she'll be pleased to hear that!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Best of luck to you in that!
<DrSteggy> thanks!
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis gives Kira a bone
<DrSteggy> Kira says "Thanks!"
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Wow a talking dog!
<TheMecca> WOAH
<DrSteggy> she's channelling through me...yeah
<TheMecca> YOU CAN TALK
<DrSteggy> yeah, she can talk but she only speaks English
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Our next celebrity came halfway around the world to be here, let's hear it for mewrio!
<TheMecca> Awww, no fluent Chinese?
* DrSteggy cheers
<Akrovak> yay!
<spacedingo> Woo!
<Carol> EEK! Yay!
<algonacchick> woo hoo!
<TheMecca> churrah
<Aron> I speak two languages: English and Bad English
<algonacchick> hehe
<DrSteggy> See? Everyone knows more than my dog!
* mewrio materialises
<spacedingo> I speaks the language of looooooove
<mewrio> Hi everyone!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> mewrio, you and spacedingo are the only people on this planet who know the winners. Any way we can bribe you?
* Carol groans
<anth> Let's get to it!
<algonacchick> *Patti joins Carol
<anth> [reverse psychology] Don't announce Best Mod first. [/reverse psychology]
<Aron> we'll all know soon enough
<mewrio> See that kid over there called Driew? You prank him and I'll tell you prematurely who won Best Mod. wink
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> wait, i still gotta interview Aron and Mecca!
<spacedingo> I hope Kang hasn't abducted mewrio
<mewrio> Or kill him, whichever is easier
<anth> hey Driew, you have a bug on your shirt
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*** mode/#weirdal [+o Driew] by ChanServ
<TheMecca> Interview me first- I gotta go soon anyway
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis kills dDriew
<anth> hey Driew, you have a bug on your shirt
<mewrio> Hi Driew
<Driew> I do?
* anth flicks Driew's nose
<anth> haha, I win!
<Driew> brb
<TheMecca> DOING!
<algonacchick> hi Driew
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Mecca, is that a new tie?
<anth> well...Driew was here long
<TheMecca> Yes. yes it is.
<TheMecca> It looks fancy cause it's a new tie.
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Who does your hair?
<TheMecca> And bulletholes!
<TheMecca> Me.
<Aron> lol
<TheMecca> Uh... yeah.
<TheMecca> No, I have the robot do THAT! tongue
<Aron> oooo I get an interview?
<TheMecca> yes.
*** spacedingo [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<algonacchick> with the robot?
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> And I must say, those high heels look absolutely smashing on you
<TheMecca> ...
<TheMecca> Oh. Wrong shoes.
<Aron> lol
<TheMecca> JOHNOTHAN!*
*** spacedingo [[email protected]] has joined #weirdal
<TheMecca> First person to get the Who's The Boss reference gets a free Mecca Point
<TheMecca> Well now it's void
<anth> That's from Who's the Boss!
<DrSteggy> lol\
<spacedingo> Argh! Just lost everything!
<TheMecca> WOW ANTH GOT IG
<TheMecca> IT
<algonacchick> that's sad
<spacedingo> mewrio, you'll have to use what you got
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> And our final limo is pulling up
<Akrovak> I have everything ... I think ... well, since I signed in anyway
<anth> what's a Mecca Point? Is it as valuable as Weird Points used to be?
<TheMecca> Hm...
<TheMecca> Sure
<DrSteggy> its better
<TheMecca> Yeah
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> It's Aron!
<TheMecca> It's got... it's got one of those fancy TMBG symbols
* DrSteggy cheers
<TheMecca> and with that I shalt go.
<Carol> Woo!
<anth> I miss Weird Points
* TheMecca makes his dramatic exit
<spacedingo> Can someone do an award transcript for me?
<DrSteggy> night Kevin!
<Aron> yola!
<algonacchick> yay!
<spacedingo> Bye!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Aron, any new artwork in the works?
<Aron> right now I'm working on another design for WeirdAlStar
<algonacchick> cool!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> OOOHHH!!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Care to give your fans a hint what that design might be?
<Aron> It'll be a little different from what you usually see from me
<DrSteggy> nifty!
<algonacchick> sounds great
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> We can't wait to see it!
<Aron> Lets see---
<Aron> It's gonna be Al related
<Aron> hehe
<spacedingo> *gasp* The hell you say!
<Akrovak> that IS a little different
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> *shameless plug*www.weirdalstar.com */shameless plug*
<Aron> shocking isnt it
<spacedingo> I was hoping it'd be Ringo related
<algonacchick> *Patti smacks dingo with a trout
<spacedingo> Ow
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis smacks Ringo with dingo
<DrSteggy> I think it is time for a beer...who needs?
<Akrovak> mmmm ... dingo-trout
<algonacchick> already have one, but thanks for asking
<Aron> Yep
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Best of luck to you Aron. And we can't wait for the new artwork!
<Driew> have I missed anything?
<Aron> wearing a WAS shirt not only makes you cool--- but it spreads the word for the cause
<spacedingo> The red carpet show is still happening
<Aron> Thank you
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> And fashionably late, here comes Anni
<algonacchick> yes, and I have three WAS shirts, so I must be WAY Moby!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Anni, where's Driew?
<spacedingo> And now, I'm about to make a post on WOWAY!
<Driew> What Dave?
<anth> I must go now
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> oh, there's Driew. Sorry, I didn't recognize you in that... leather outfit. Don't you think all the zippers are a bit much?
<anth> good luck everyone!
<Aron> lol
<algonacchick> nope, make that four WAS shirts, forgot about my sweatshirt
<algonacchick> thanks, anth
<Aron> lol
<Aron> four? woah
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Well, all the celebrities have arrived, at least the important ones, so let's go inside to our host, spacedingo!!!
<algonacchick> yeah, I have teh Cement Weird al's stardon one, teh sweatshrt with AL on it frontwards and backwards, and two of your designs
* Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis cheers!!
<DrSteggy> I have a tank with one of Aron's designs on it
<DrSteggy> oh its starting!
<Carol> WOO!
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> That concludes the Red Carpet Special
<algonacchick> cheers!
<spacedingo> Well hopefully the turnout will get better
*** mewrio changed the topic to: Dead Time between events
<Aron> cool!
<DrSteggy> are you announcing stuff here or on the forum?
<Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis> Join us next year when spacedingo and Akrovak juggle flaming batons
<algonacchick> lol
<spacedingo> COOL!
<DrSteggy> dude! broken bottles are better than batons!
<Akrovak> awesome ... a while to practice
<mewrio> and Driew will eat buring hot coals
<algonacchick> but do they juggle Spam? out of teh can??
<mewrio> *burning
<DrSteggy> ew
<spacedingo> The announcements as to winners will be in the chat...but the presentations will be on the forum
*** Red_Carpet_Host_Elvis is now known as Elvis
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