World of Weird Al Yankovic

Uh...

(tastes the air) Hey, look at that, I'm bleeding from the head. That's weird.

You know, some people even suspect that we, you and I, Fred and Tony, are the same person!

(laughs hysterically) that's SUCH a filthy lie. I would never be you in a million years!

I know, right? Damn liberal media, making us ALL a bunch of slander victims. You, me, Sarah Palin, Tiger Woods, Victoria Jackson, Jay Leno, His Holiness The Pope...

Fun fact: all seven of us were in Menudo at the same time, weren't we?

That's right! Oh, the orgies we'd...wait, back up a bit. Why wouldn't you be me?

Well, just look at the evidence - your name is Tony, mine is Fred. You see? It would never work!

Well, actually that brings up another point. Who the hell ARE you, FredHuggins?

Well, I'm...still bleeding from the head, actually...