WOWAY Apprentice: Global Announcement

[tomatochives]

Oh, you're being serious? That's a relief. For a moment I thought you had lost your last marble.

I'm in.

[TMBJon]

Amazing how the haters & losers keep posting the name “The Weird Al Girl” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

[TMBJon]

I promise you I am much smarter than Nathan - I mean BullMoose - who by the way is totally overrated.

[TMBJon]

What's funny about the name "The Weird Al Girl" -- it was not coined by BullMoose -- he stole it from some moron on Twitter.

[TMBJon]

As I've said before, BullMoose is highly overrated.

[BullMoose]

I'm not sure if I should be upset that I'm getting wrongfully bashed, or excited that sempai noticed me...

[TMBJon]

I'm not sure if I should be upset that I'm getting wrongfully bashed, or excited that sempai noticed me...

BullMoose called today to apologize. He is a great guy, and assures me that "TMBDon" will be treated fairly in Yankochick Central (even though the treatment has been quite unfair in the past). His word is always good!


The demand, as you all already know if you've been paying attention to what people are saying out there, is growing. We've now got 10 contestants officially signed up, so we really could get started any time now. And I know that's what a lot of people want me to do. And frankly, I'd like to get started, and I know a lot of you would. Certainly, I know the contestants would. But I consider myself a fair guy, so you know what, we're going to wait a little while longer to see if any more of the many, many interested members decide to jump into the race. We'll see what happens, and in a few days we'll get started Making WOWAY Great Again!

[rangerbob]

ill give it a try but being serious for a minute because im still off on vacation this month i am not on all the time like i am during hockey season when im actually working. so if i miss out the last thing i want to do is ruin the game.

ill try my best to play but if i miss some of the game of course if im removed ill accept that.

[KatrinatheGood]

I'm not sure if I should be upset that I'm getting wrongfully bashed, or excited that sempai noticed me...

BullMoose called today to apologize. He is a great guy, and assures me that "TMBDon" will be treated fairly in Yankochick Central (even though the treatment has been quite unfair in the past). His word is always good!


The demand, as you all already know if you've been paying attention to what people are saying out there, is growing. We've now got 10 contestants officially signed up, so we really could get started any time now. And I know that's what a lot of people want me to do. And frankly, I'd like to get started, and I know a lot of you would. Certainly, I know the contestants would. But I consider myself a fair guy, so you know what, we're going to wait a little while longer to see if any more of the many, many interested members decide to jump into the race. We'll see what happens, and in a few days we'll get started Making WOWAY Great Again!

I still have no idea what is going on, but I'm excited about it! I'm in.

[TMBJon]

Wow! I never thought I'd see Donald Trump on Comedy Bang! Bang! especially when I'm sure you're so busy campaigning.

The truly weird Big Spoon, whose real name is Joe Jaffa, is a pathetic clown who can't even be bothered to read all of my posts before attacking me. I had already clearly explained that, outside of this topic, I will continue posting "in character" as TMBJon in order to maintain my friendly relationships with my many, many friends on this forum (and I really do like many of the members here, really).

Joe Jaffa has widely been discredited as stealing other people's jokes and posting them on social media as his own. When I and others have called him out he simply deleted the comments, but you cannot erase history. Watching his submissions for the WOWAY Awards and lip sync music video projects, one wonders if he has ever left the bedroom which is the background for every video he's ever posted on this site. He is a total mess and a spoiled brat who is terrible at debating and has been coasting on his family's successes for years (much like a certain primary opponent of mine).

That's why it's time to Make WOWAY Great Again. We are almost ready to start WOWAY Apprentice. The door is still open if you'd like to join. It's going to be huge and you won't regret it.

I still have no idea what is going on, but I'm excited about it! I'm in.

Well, you're right. You should be excited. I'm hearing from people all over the world. The other day in Michigan, someone stopped me and said "Mr. Trump, we're really excited for your presidency, yada yada, but what you're doing over on WOWAY is really impressive." Already people are saying this and the game hasn't even started! As I've already said, if you are a contestant, I recommend watching a few episodes of my old show "Celebrity Apprentice" to see what this game will be like. It's going to be huge, and I'm really, really looking forward to it, as are millions of other people.