World of Weird Al Yankovic

@realDonaldTrump: So u don't have to read about my campaign for prez, I'll keep my #WOWAYApprentice tweets in this thread. I'll still keep my posts to 140 cha

@realDonaldTrump: Excited for the premiere of #WOWAYApprentice in just a few minutes. Get ready for the biggest and best season yet! #MakeWOWAYGreatAgain

@realDonaldTrump: Premiere event for #WOWAYApprentice a huge ratings hit. #1 most active topic on #WOWAY in last 24 hours! 12 truly remarkable contestants!

@realDonaldTrump: A few haters claim "Let's Conversate" beat me in the ratings last night. Doesn't count bc it's in a hidden area. My threads are open to all!

@realDonaldTrump: Heds, a real coward, tried to throw a taco party in Trump Tower so he could coast off of my high ratings. I had him thrown out right away!

@realDonaldTrump: Heds is a pathetic newb whose idea for a game consisted of listing names of Weird Al albums until moderators got annoyed. No class at all!

@realDonaldTrump: Heds is just a weak "taco baby" and should be deported from this forum. I don't apologize for saying "taco baby." Give me a different term!

@RealHeds: I'm female and I wasn't trying to lower your ratings - we were just having fun. I apologise for that. We just wanted tacos.

@realDonaldTrump: No surprise that @RealHeds quickly issued an apology. She is weak and didn't even realize I was saying "he" because of 140-character limit!

@realDonaldTrump: As soon as I discovered the taco baby's thread, I immediately had her deported, showing my leadership and ability to #MakeWOWAYGreatAgain!