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Welcome back.


Before we announce the winner, I want to tell you a little bit about the position of President of WOWAY.
You know, I’ve been telling you for the last few weeks that it was a purely honorary position, and that’s because I wanted to see what you would do when you didn’t know the true stakes.

But, because I'm Donald Trump, I've actually been working behind the scenes to present you with a huge opportunity here on WOWAY, and of course with every opportunity is a big responsibility so if you win here today you may choose to accept this task.

As you know, I am a master negotiator, and because of this I have worked out an excellent deal with the WOWAY administrators...
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Now come on, stop booing! Some of the WOWAY admins really are great people. In fact, I have a great relationship with all of them.


Just because they are the “establishment” doesn’t mean we don’t want their support for the new position of WOWAY President.
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So, here’s the great news:
The President is going to become the newest member of the moderating team here on WOWAY.
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Isn't that amazing? You're right.

However!!! the President’s duties are more specific than those of the existing moderators.
In order to reflect this, you will have the opportunity to choose your own custom font color and rank (or you are welcome to choose the traditional red/Be Jealous combination.)
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You will be tasked primarily with revamping the Announcements subforum (“Announcements” and “Newbie Zone”) as well as the Forum subforum (“Forum Ideas & Problems” and “Prince’s Career”).

A lot of the issues that have been discussed on the campaign trail center around these areas. You will be responsible for creating a great experience for new members as well as retaining all active members.
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Additionally, you will gain access to the not-so-secret Moderator Forum where you’ll be able to discuss new ideas and make suggestions to the rest of the team. I have been informed that if everyone likes your work, this may lead to a full time position as moderator.
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And finally, this is exciting... I’ve been told that your first official task as WOWAY President will be to oversee the process of changing the name of the forum’s trashcan from the outdated “Prince’s Career” to something else. You can do this however you want - pick the name yourself, conduct a poll, get member input, or any other means you choose.

Whenever you settle on a new name, you can PM Elvis and it will be so.
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Wow, what an exciting opportunity.
I wish I was eligible to be WOWAY President so I could have all those perks. Hmm, is it too late to pick myself?? :D


Just kidding! ;)
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