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Post by LadyKatia »

She likes to lap dance


Does she earn a good living at this?
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Not really ...

her daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
her mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four

How did it come to be that a queen would live like this?
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Post by Elvis »

(She) correctly guess(ed) the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.

How many molecules are in Leonard Nimoy's butt?

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Post by LadyKatia »

Enough to cover up that hole in the wall


Why would you want to cover a hole with molecules from Leonard Nimoy's butt?
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Post by algonacchick »

(Because) everything you know is wrong!

What other strange things are going on at Al's house?
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They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar,
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on (his) front lawn,
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There's a guy in the hot tub, (he) don't know who.

If Al wanted to escape all of this, what would he do?
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Post by samuraisumo »

He goes to a place...called aaaaaaalbuquerque.

Does he have any relatives over there?
My friends call me Sumo.

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Post by LadyKatia »

Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie

Would they be happy if Al dropped in for a surprise visit?
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Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal

What would they offer him to snack on while visiting?
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Post by samuraisumo »

the white stuff.
What does he like to wash it down with?
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