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What a crummy (date) this has been
Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket

What happened on the date that caused the downward spiral?
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She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
(He) said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"

How did the poor Jedi console himself after the breakup?
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He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

After he ridded himself of the pain and heartbreak, what did the Jedi do next?
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Spend all day in (his) underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"

Is this something the Jedi Council would approve of?
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They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see (him), they just come unglued

What was so special about this Jedi?
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He really makes a might fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich.

What other special skills does he have?
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From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo

Why did he need to be so heavily armed?

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Things just haven't been the same,
Since the flying saucers came.
Now the aliens are on the loose.


Would the heavily armed Jedi be able to protect Al from any surprise attacks?
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Anyone?
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Nah, they would all ...

... die, die, die
D-d-die die die die die
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Isn't that the biggest bummer you've ever heard?
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