
I think you'd make a great host, Mystic, even if you haven't played before. I'm hoping you keep your name in the mix.
And just imagine a TC with me as host ...
<AkroProbst> [insert really stupid, long winded joke here]
<Contestant A>
<Contestant B> Can we please start, I have things to do.
<AkroProbst> Okay, welcome to Tribal Council ... this is where you answer for your actions, where you deem yourself worthy of staying in the game, where you time in the game could come to a swift and ...
<Contestant A>
<Contestant C> It's almost dinner time.
<AkroProbst> Okay, okay. Are there any alliances in this tribe?
<Contestant A>
<Contestant B> Why would we tell you?
<Contestant C> I'm hungry.
<AkroProbst> No alliances? That reminds me of the Seattle Mariners during the 1986 season when they invited Pink Floyd to play a concert before their game in the Kingdom. Of course, Pink Floyd wasn't really into the whole baseball scene, so then my fiance bought a new car and started running over hot dogs in the driveway, and I was completely unable to get tickets to the game, and I was all like, "I want tickets!" and she was all like, "Tough", and then I was all like, "oh".
<Contestant A>
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<Contestant C has left the chat room>
<AkroProbst> And oh yeah ... the votes ... ummm, now where did I place those? [insert another stupid long winded and unfunny joke here]. Ahhh, there they are ...
<Contestant A has left the chat room ... but we're certain Contestant A was rolling his/her eyes at the time>