Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:16 pm

granted, but you never see him, and you had no clue that he was even there!

I wish Al was my accordion teacher

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:46 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 14 2008, 05:16 PM wrote:
I wish Al was my accordion teacher

Granted, but while he appears to be a nice guy in interviews, at meet-and-greets, on his MySpace, and in his "Ask Al" resposnes, he is very picky and mean as a teacher, and gives you an F.

I wish for Al to make a movie based on Albequrque.

Pickle · Post by **Pickle** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:20 pm

Granted, but it is so long and drawn out (following the plot of the song) that only a few core Al fans like it and it flops. Because of this Al becomes totally depressed and never is quite the same, eventually leading to a long battle with alcoholism, ending in fatal liver disease. Oh, and a fatal Behind The Music special.

Wow I just made myself very sad...

I wish Al would let me know he got the t-shirt I left with a staff member on the 5th...

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:24 pm

Granted, but he becomes very mad at you for no apparent reason.

I wish that I could go to that concert in PA, and Al would do a Meet N Greet there!

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:09 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 14 2008, 07:24 PM wrote:
I wish that I could go to that concert in PA, and Al would do a Meet N Greet there!

Granted, but the stage floor is so light that Al and the band fall through the floor, and Al breaks both his arms, leaving him unable to sign any autographs.

I wish Al would produce an "Eat It" movie.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:29 pm

I dont care, ask long as I get to see Al not riding away in a limo

granted, but you never get to see it!

I wish that I can meet Al((cliche, but I dont have any other wishes....))

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:34 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 14 2008, 09:29 PM wrote:
I wish that I can meet Al((cliche, but I dont have any other wishes....))

Granted, but he takes your soul and sells it for an electrical spatula.

I wish Al would eat an entire state. And yes, I meant state, not steak.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:32 pm

Well.....that was a..........different....response....

Granted!!!! but its California and he becomes homless((WHY THANK YOU!!!))

I wish that Al was my best friend

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:42 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 15 2008, 04:32 PM wrote: Well.....that was a..........different....response....

Granted!!!! but its California and he becomes homless((WHY THANK YOU!!!))

I wish that Al was my best friend

Well, just as long as he doens't ea tmy... Wait! Al! Why are you eating my state? You just ate yours!

Granted, but he's a very lousy best friend.

I wish that... Hey, Al! I said stop eating my state! Anyway, I wish for Al to become a cannibal and eat my brother!

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:45 pm

I live one the other side of the country, so he wont eat my state in a while

Granted!!! but he gets so carried away that he eats you right after!! >:)

I wish that Al was my neighbor!((the house is free

))