Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:05 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 15 2008, 04:45 PM wrote:
I wish that Al was my neighbor!((the house is free ))

Granted, but he decides to act like Dennis the Menace, and treats you like Mr. Wilson. I hoep you've got a gun or something.

I wish that Al would spit me out (it's so horrible typing on a computer from inside somebody's mouth, and the food that comes down here isn't tasty at all) and stop eating parts of this country.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:35 pm

granted, but he spits you out into his bathroom sink while brushing his teeth, and you eventually die.....

I wish that Al stopped eating Weird User's state

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:51 am

polkafreak708 @ Jul 15 2008, 10:35 PM wrote: granted, but he spits you out into his bathroom sink while brushing his teeth, and you eventually die.....

I wish that Al stopped eating Weird User's state

Granted, but he keeps himself too busy to do so by eating your house.

I wish for Al to buy me a condo that smells like nirvanna, then teach me how to lose on jeopardy, after reading the midnight star and watching headline news on frank's 200 inch tv, and then sen me to albuqurque.

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 · Post by **TOUCH MY POODLE 27** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:04 am

Granted but your plane to Albuquerque crashes. (good thing you tray table was up and your seat back in the full up right position.)

I wish for Al to polka at my house.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:17 am

granted, but you weren't at your house when Al was doing the polka, and nobody even told you Al was there!

I wish Al would write a parody with me

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 · Post by **TOUCH MY POODLE 27** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:20 am

Granted but the parody is all about cheese

I wish Al would party with me and my friends.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:45 am

I LOVE CHEESE!!!!!!

Granted, but he missed a concert a sued you for making him miss it!

I wish Al will never sue me!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:50 am

Granted, but instead he wants to know what you want to do...wanna be a hacker? Code-cracker? Slacker?

I wish Al would drive me to and from the local pizza place here in town. My dad's car is in the shop and, well, I'm hungry.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:54 am

hmm....I'll be a code-cracker!

Granted, BUT! Al doesn't have directions and it takes him months to find it, by the time that happens....your dead.....

I wish Al was a REAL Jedi!((ya know, the ones with lightsabers that slice things in half!))

weirdalfan1000000 · Post by **weirdalfan1000000** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:26 pm

Granted, but he never does another album.

I wish Al would never die.