Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:37 am

polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 04:33 AM wrote: I wish Al will never become poor!

Granted. He'll steal from the rich and give... to himself! And he'll also steal from the poor and middle-class, too! And he won't got o jail because he's a celebrity.

I wish that Al had a top secret, magical spatula that he can use as a weapon agaisnt artists who turn down permission for parodies.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:45 am

Uh, Ok.......GRANTED! but the spatula runs out of batteries and he gets killed

I wish that Al will do a parody on Welcome To The Black Parade my My Chemical Romance

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:20 am

Granted, but the Warner Music label pulls an Atlantic Records on Al...and he can't even release it.

I wish Al would sing "School Cafeteria" with me.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:37 pm

Granted, but he thinks your a bad singer. turns around and stabs you in the face

I wish Al was my dogs best friend

weirdalfan1000000 · Post by **weirdalfan1000000** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:27 pm

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish Al would re-release Peter and the Wolf, and I get to buy the CD and listen to the whole thing and be able to hear and understand it.

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:16 pm

weirdalfan1000000 @ Jul 17 2008, 02:27 PM wrote:
I wish Al would re-release Peter and the Wolf, and I get to buy the CD and listen to the whole thing and be able to hear and understand it.

Granted, but you go deaf 27 seconds after listening to the last track.

I wish Al would get a new duck.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Granted, but the duck is a serial killer and your his next victim!

I wish that Al had super powers!!

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:54 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 05:20 PM wrote:
I wish that Al had super powers!!

Granted, but he takes them for granted... errr, I mean, he uses them for evil.

I wish Al would take more things for granted.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:57 pm

Granted......but he somehow kills you in the process!((I think that works....))

I wish that Al was an amazing super hero that was invincible!((NOBODY DIES!))

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:58 pm

polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 05:57 PM wrote:
I wish that Al was an amazing super hero that was invincible!((NOBODY DIES!))

Granted, but The Hooded Avenger and Harvey the Wonder Hamster become so jealous that they break off their friendship with Al.

I wish for A to literally burn a CD.