Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 · Post by **TOUCH MY POODLE 27** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:55 am

Granted but AL screams and runs away from you and the pony.

I wish I could be watching Al's concert from backstage, and NOT be kicked out by security and be welcome as Al's best friend and fan (besides his wife and daughter) AND NO ONE DIE, or become rabid

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:32 pm

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 @ Jul 18 2008, 05:55 AM wrote: I wish I could be watching Al's concert from backstage, and NOT be kicked out by security and be welcome as Al's best friend and fan (besides his wife and daughter) AND NO ONE DIE, or become rabid

Granted, but you're close to where Bermuda is drumming, and his drum stick accidently slips out of his hand and flies over, poking your eye out.

I wish that Al would give me three uncorruptable wishes.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:18 pm

WTFT!((what the french toast))

Granted....but Al hates you after you make the wishes!

I wish that I was a magical stunt hamster named Harvey!

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 · Post by **TOUCH MY POODLE 27** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:50 am

Granted, but one day you mistake Al for food and he gets a new stunt hamster named Bob.

I wish everyone loved Al (no one being a crazed fan, him not needing to hide and not make music ever again, no one die, and he never gets tired.)

weird user · Post by **weird user** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:55 am

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 @ Jul 19 2008, 01:50 AM wrote:
I wish everyone loved Al (no one being a crazed fan, him not needing to hide and not make music ever again, no one die, and he never gets tired.)

Granted, but we all love him so much that we all wan tto marry him, and he's already married, so we're all screwed.

I wish that nobody hated Al. That's much better than everybody loving him (and a lot straighter for many of us, too).

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:41 am

Granted......but since everyone likes Al, they start fighting over Tickets to concerts, CDs, shirts ect. and he gets sued for all the damage caused to all the stores and places he gone to!

I wish that Al will knock on my front door((NOBODY DIES AND I ANSWER THE DOOR, AL DOESNT HATE ME AND DOESNT LEAVE FOR 27 MINUTES!!!))

Post by **kyky27** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:06 am

Ok. Granted! Buuuuut HE doesn't leave, YOU do. You end up having to get rushed to the ER because when you awnsered the door, you fainted and hit your head on a sharp...um...table.

I wish Al lived in my town and NO ONE MOVED OR ANYTHING!!

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:11 am

WOW! how did you know there was a table by the front door!!

Granted, but you die of hearing the fact that Al moved into your town!

I wish that Al never got fat from eating like 1,000 chalupas!

Post by **kyky27** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:14 am

polkafreak708 @ Jul 18 2008, 08:11 PM wrote: WOW! how did you know there was a table by the front door!!

I didn't....weird

Granted! (Because I want that too, I will make the bad thing not as bad.)
But I fall off of my friends kitchen table and knock the wind out of me...

I wish Al would come to my room...now...and..well...um...you get it. AND I DON'T DIE, HE DOESN'T LEAVE, I DON'T LEAVE, AND....uh...YEAH!!!!!!!

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:18 am

GRANTED! but something heavy falls on Al and he dies....Wow Al dies a lot in this topic....

I wish that Al actually sued one of the things in "Ill Sue Ya" for the same reason in the song