Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:38 am

thats kinda creepy...but GRANTED!!! but he never answers the phone, and deletes your emails because he is too busy to actually read them

I wish I could meet Al

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 · Post by **TOUCH MY POODLE 27** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:09 am

Granted, but he thinks you smell gross and doesn't sign anything or take any pics

I wish I could go to everyone of Al's concerts from now till the end of time because he will never die. EVER

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:21 am

granted, but when everybody else in the world dies....he is very lonely and you are lost in outerspace.....ALONE Al is on the other side of the galaxy and ALONE all because of you!!!

I wish that Al will finish the 2008 SOL tour and say he enjoyed it, AND NOBODY DIES!

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:51 am

Granted but the only reason he says he enjoyed it is because he took too many painkillers to stop the hurting from the very severe but not death causing accident he was in!!!!

I wish a wish that in no way involves pain, unhappiness or death.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:29 pm

uh......how the heck do you corrupt that!? ok I'll try...

GRANTED! but....uh....but...hmmm....you made me so confused that I couldn't feel my arm being cut off my a lightsaber((no pain, and i lived, AND WE WERE ALL HAPPY!!)).....gee that was stupid....

I wish that Al would say a complicated math phrase so that I could be confused and not die of having a twisted brain.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:35 pm

Granted, but 1101010001001010010001110 (you didn't say I couldn't say a complicated math phrase to make you die).

I wish Al would go to the local comic book store, while I'm there.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:12 pm

GRANTED! but you don't recognize him because he is wearing a NERD disguise, and he evens disguises his voice so you won't realize it's him.

I wish that Al would watch one of my messed up animations AND LIKE IT, NOBODY WOULD DIE!!

louietheweaselfaceddogboy · Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:54 pm

Granted, but Al loves it so much he wants you to make more and more...and if you don't he'll rip your arms and legs off (see, you still don't die...you're just limbless).

I wish Al would celebrate UHF's 19th anniversary.

polkafreak708 · Post by **polkafreak708** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:02 pm

wow....being threatened to do what i luv! thats awesome!

GRANTED, but there is no party...he just puts up a sign on his front door saying "HAPPY 19TH ANNIVERSARY OF UHF!"

I wish that Al would sign my stuffed weasel

polkarama27 · Post by **polkarama27** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:05 pm

Granted, but then he freaks out and starts yelling at it

I wish Al would clean my house