Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:27 pm

Granted, but he only shows up to tell you that someone is breaking into your house and eating all your birthday cake.

I wish that Al could perform with me at my colleges Talent Show.

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:21 am

Granted, but the performance is Macbeth, and on opening night you all die in a grisly onstage accident that would make Rube Goldberg and Final Destination fans proud.

On the bright side, critics and audiences loved it.

I wish Al already had a full album's worth of material for us.

GreenEggs&Ham · Post by **GreenEggs&Ham** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:14 pm

Granted! But each song he has ready for us are all songs just like Bite Me, just with different sound effects.

I wish October 7th was tomorrow...

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:21 am

Granted, but the single release gets delayed until October 9th.

I wish Al joined the Sticky and Sweet tour and performed Like a Surgeon with Madonna on stage in my town.

ducttapeearth · Post by **ducttapeearth** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:02 am

Granted, but Madonna "reinvents" herself, and you are unable to buy tickets because you don't know who her name is or what she looks like.

I wish Al would move to Peru for three hours.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:42 pm

Granted, but-
His plane went into a tailspin
and crashed into a hillside
and the plane exploded in a giant fireball
and everybody died...

Including Al...way to go...

I wish that Al could help me write a paper on why YouTube is so popular.

Post by **kyky27** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted! But you get an F on it...

I wish Al would help me talk my mom inot getting me a new laptop!

Post by **Mashed Potato** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 9:08 pm

Granted, but the hard drive is of a commodore 64.

I wish that TBITB would dunk Al in chocolate when it's his birthday.
(and get pictures that actually turn out)

Post by **kyky27** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:17 am

Granted! But you never get to see them.

I wish Al would fix all the board errors

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:45 am

Granted, but now the only thing on topic are hamsters. Anyone not discussing hamsters is banned.

I wish iTunes would sell Al's music to the people who don't live in the United States.