Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:57 am

Granted!

But now it's rescheduled for Christmas Day.

I wish Al would drill a hole to the center of the earth.

Shelhasrocketdogshoes · Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:33 am

Granted!

But he gets 3rd degree burns.

I wish I was at an Al concert right now.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:35 am

Granted, but you're there a day early and Al isn't there yet.

I wish that Al would do a polka-style cover of "1985" by Bowling For Soup.

Post by **JEDM** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:17 pm

Granted!

But it's only 27 seconds long.

I wish Al would never do "da cha cha".

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:02 am

Granted, but then his tiny nipples can't go France.
(Yay Bruce Almighty reference!)

I wish that Al could turn back time and make the Michigan Football team win all of their games this year.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:31 am

Granted!

But he makes Brett Farve un-retire.

I wish Al knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

Post by **Bruce the Duck** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:32 am

Granted, but the woodchuck chucked him while he was counting.

I wish this forum had some decent games like it used to.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 2:33 am

Granted!

But then they all get locked for losing their creativity.

I wish I knew what Al was thinking.

Post by **AlejandraDD** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:18 am

Granted. But in return, he gets to know what *you're* thinking about, and he doesn't like it at all!

I wish Al would give me a hug.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:23 am

Granted!

But then Suzanne thinks you're Al's mistress.

I wish Al would release the polka for his next album as soon as he completes it.