Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:24 am

Granted, but he holds it for just a little too long, long enough to make the biggest Al fans uncomfortable...and you don't like him anymore.

I wish that Al could come to my college and perform a free concert that I get to see from the front row.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:25 am

Granted!

But the concert is only 27 minutes long.

I wish Al would write an autobiography.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:27 am

Granted, but it's only 27 words long.

I wish that Al would do a parody of Blink 182 and released it on the new album.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:28 am

Granted!

But it's a parody of one of their lesser known songs.

I wish Al would make an album of only parodies.

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:44 am

Granted, but they are only parodies of songs from the 1920's.

I wish that Al would put my band, The Sporksters, on his new album under the "Thanks" page.

Post by **JEDM** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:46 am

Granted!

But it's in very, very, very tiny print.

I wish Al would find a cure for the common cold.

DonnaNoble · Post by **DonnaNoble** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:15 am

Granted, but he stops being a musician and becomes a doctor, and we never get any more music!

I wish that Al became a doctor AND still carried on being a musician.

Shelhasrocketdogshoes · Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:19 am

Granted, but he loses all his musical talent, so his music is pretty horrible.

I wish Al would email me.

barglenawdlezouzman · Post by **barglenawdlezouzman** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 8:04 am

granted, but its a spam message about nostril surgery

i wish al had 27 eyes

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:43 pm

Granted, but in addition to the two eyes he already had LASIK surgery on, he now has to wear a weird 25 eye pair of glasses.

I wish that Al could come visit me.