Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:19 am

sorry.

i wish Al would help me with my social studies homework.

Post by **childofthespiral** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:09 am

Granted! But he answers every question wrong, because even though he's really very smart, he thinks it would be funny.

I wish Al was my best friend.

Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:53 am

Granted, but as your best friend, he borrows money and never pays you back.

I wish Al would make a song to help me memorize my vocabulary words.

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:00 am

granted, but after he writes the song he just throws it away and "forgets" how it goes, and you fail your test.

i wish Al would help me finish the social studies homework i was supposed to do yesterday!!

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:37 am

Granted!

But he answers all the questions with hamsters!

I wish Al would be featured on a box of Wheaties!

Post by **WeirdAbbott** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:34 pm

Granted, but it's a picture of him on the toliet...and who really want to see that? I mean honestly?

I wish that Al could make my Computer Science class more interesting.

Post by **BabyBoolie27** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:07 pm

Granted! But his idea of interesting is releasing a heinous computer virus into all of the computers that makes everyone get an F (only if they open the mail marked stinky cheese

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I wish Al would come up with a custome design for a new line of Vans!

sataneatscheezwhiz · Post by **sataneatscheezwhiz** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:38 pm

granted! but he designs it so that they're impossible to wear and they only ever make 1 pair anyway.

i wish Al was the principal of my school.

Post by **Corey** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:05 am

Granted, but when you get in trouble, you don't go to his office, you have to walk the Nature Trail To Hell

I wish Al would post

weirdalrocks · Post by **weirdalrocks** » Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:19 am

granted but al he says is cheese
i wish al was in a video game